HOWTO: Annoy other forum users, Time for another guide to forum life |
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 May 11 2005, 21:29
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 el Borracho  Group: Posters Posts: 1,306 Joined: 22nd May 2003 From: Scary Devil Monastery - Milton Keynes Member No.: 6,629 Device(s): 2 cups and some string  |
HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user!
here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":)  " or something else that doesn't add to the descussionTIP THREE: TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum later Owen -------------------- Webdude - Digital Pimp - Fat free news (with added pie)
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May 11 2005, 21:36
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 Newbie  Group: Posters Posts: 11 Joined: 16th April 2005 Member No.: 124,138 Device(s): C500 |
QUOTE(beersoft @ May 11 2005, 22:29) HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user! here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":) " or something else that doesn't add to the descussionTIP THREE: TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum later Owen  :shock: :shock: :shock: 
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May 11 2005, 21:38
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el Borracho Group: Posters Posts: 1,306 Joined: 22nd May 2003 From: Scary Devil Monastery - Milton Keynes Member No.: 6,629 Device(s): 2 cups and some string |
QUOTE(Spanglimungus @ May 11 2005, 21:36) :shock: :shock: :shock: i like what you have done there, taken my quality advice and used it to its full effect /me feels good as he has done some edumecatin later Owen -------------------- Webdude - Digital Pimp - Fat free news (with added pie)
Beersoft Interactive - the home of crazy ideas introduce yourself the beersoft guide series - 1:2:3:4:5 |
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May 11 2005, 21:41
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Newbie Group: Posters Posts: 11 Joined: 16th April 2005 Member No.: 124,138 Device(s): C500 |
WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT BOY SMITH??????????
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May 11 2005, 21:44
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el Borracho Group: Posters Posts: 1,306 Joined: 22nd May 2003 From: Scary Devil Monastery - Milton Keynes Member No.: 6,629 Device(s): 2 cups and some string |
just a quick "put your ass in the know™"
just in case anyone thinks im taking pot shots at them, im not, this is just a general observation of the world of fourms and things and we all know some of you have had thoughts like that later Owen "if your thinking what im thinking, go wash your mind out with soapy water" -------------------- Webdude - Digital Pimp - Fat free news (with added pie)
Beersoft Interactive - the home of crazy ideas introduce yourself the beersoft guide series - 1:2:3:4:5 |
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May 11 2005, 21:47
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 Addict  Group: Posters Posts: 624 Joined: 20th October 2004 From: Gillingham, Kent Member No.: 61,346 Device(s): Vario3, Qtek 8500, C500 |
I've found a really good way to boost your poll count - just add a reply quoting a post without adding anything to it!
-------------------- I love deadlines.
I especially like the noise they make as they go whooshing by! Current toy: MDA Vario 3 (Kaiser) with 8Gb MicroSD card and my own WM6.1 ROM ( http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=383158 ) Being joined by a Qtek 8500 (it was too cheap to refuse). Can't see the standard ROM lasting more than 24 hours when it arrives... Previous toys: MDA Vario 2 (Hermes), SPV M500 (Magician), SPV C500 (Typhoon), SPV (Canary), some other phones before I saw the WM light!! :) |
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May 11 2005, 21:47
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Addict Group: Posters Posts: 624 Joined: 20th October 2004 From: Gillingham, Kent Member No.: 61,346 Device(s): Vario3, Qtek 8500, C500 |
Oh, sorry! That one's already been mentioned. Guess I should've read the post before replying to it
-------------------- I love deadlines.
I especially like the noise they make as they go whooshing by! Current toy: MDA Vario 3 (Kaiser) with 8Gb MicroSD card and my own WM6.1 ROM ( http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=383158 ) Being joined by a Qtek 8500 (it was too cheap to refuse). Can't see the standard ROM lasting more than 24 hours when it arrives... Previous toys: MDA Vario 2 (Hermes), SPV M500 (Magician), SPV C500 (Typhoon), SPV (Canary), some other phones before I saw the WM light!! :) |
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May 11 2005, 21:48
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Addict Group: Posters Posts: 624 Joined: 20th October 2004 From: Gillingham, Kent Member No.: 61,346 Device(s): Vario3, Qtek 8500, C500 |
Also, don't forget that if you have any corrections you need to make to one of your posts - don't edit the last post, JUST ADD A NEW ONE!
That way, not only do you look much more involved in the conversation (when you actually added nothing and looked like a pleb) but your poll count goes through the roof!
-------------------- I love deadlines.
I especially like the noise they make as they go whooshing by! Current toy: MDA Vario 3 (Kaiser) with 8Gb MicroSD card and my own WM6.1 ROM ( http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=383158 ) Being joined by a Qtek 8500 (it was too cheap to refuse). Can't see the standard ROM lasting more than 24 hours when it arrives... Previous toys: MDA Vario 2 (Hermes), SPV M500 (Magician), SPV C500 (Typhoon), SPV (Canary), some other phones before I saw the WM light!! :) |
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May 12 2005, 03:56
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 Staff Team Leader Group: Admin Team Posts: 17,025 Joined: 24th November 2002 From: Southampton Member No.: 53 Device(s): C550 and JasJar |
QUOTE(beersoft @ May 11 2005, 22:29) tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps Gets my vote Beery your guide is invaluble as usual and is a lesson to us all
-------------------- 3 mobile where the words "customer" and "service" only exists in the dictionary
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May 12 2005, 04:40
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 Its not my real name ya know !!! Group: Posters Posts: 1,065 Joined: 7th February 2003 From: Long Eaton,Notts Member No.: 2,696 Device(s): M600 |
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May 12 2005, 07:12
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 Newbie Group: Posters Posts: 23 Joined: 16th March 2005 Member No.: 117,464 Device(s): C500 |
VeRRy InFoMatIf pOsT. mAdDe Mi LaFF
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May 12 2005, 07:37
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 Diehard  Group: Posters Posts: 377 Joined: 13th December 2004 From: Weston super Mare Member No.: 101,753 Device(s): MDA Touch |
I was going to just say that this is funny, but then I realised that if I left it at that then my post would be a lot shorter than my signature - so I've had to add a bit of stuff in to just pad things out and stop me from looking like I'm just trying to get my post count up. There, no not even that is enough is it? Maybe I could add something witty to this but then again I'd have to put it in CAPITALS to make sure people read it amongst all this uselessness. I guess I'll just..........have.........to..........pad.....my..........post..............out
...............a....... .........bit............to................make...........it.............appear.. ............longer. There, I think that should do it. Nice work Beersoft
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May 12 2005, 09:33
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 SpinDoctorBlow Group: Posters Posts: 2,765 Joined: 25th February 2003 From: Edinburgh, UK Member No.: 3,060 |
The problem may be that the people who read these kinds of threads are the people who are annoyed by daft posts, not the people who are making the daft posts! :twisted:
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May 12 2005, 11:05
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 Abre Los Ojos Group: Posters Posts: 757 Joined: 14th February 2003 From: NewcastleGateshead Member No.: 2,830 Device(s): HTC TyTn II |
Xactly, so dis fred reely shud b in news
-------------------- I will tell you in another life when we are both cats
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May 12 2005, 11:36
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 Diehard Group: Posters Posts: 337 Joined: 22nd November 2004 From: Mirfield, W.Yorkshire, UK Member No.: 66,050 Device(s): SPV c500 + Qtek S110 |
I couldn't be bothered reading the first post.
LOL -------------------- I was walking past a building and I saw a man standing high up on a ledge. “Jump! Jump!” I started yelling. What happened next would haunt me for the rest of my days: the man came down from the building and beat the living daylights out of me.
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May 12 2005, 12:50
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 TigerNet Group: Posters Posts: 1,147 Joined: 6th February 2004 From: London, UK Member No.: 31,366 Device(s): HTC Shift & Touch Diamond |
 ...should be made a sticky... :shock: -------------------- TigerNet
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May 12 2005, 13:02
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 Hardcore Group: Moderator Team Posts: 8,218 Joined: 9th April 2003 From: Coventry, UK Member No.: 4,510 Device(s): HTC Touch Dual / SPV E650 |
Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News !
sorry Marc, not aimed at you - just realised the implications.. :oops: ) -------------------- First 48 Hours with a Smartphone ? Go here
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May 12 2005, 13:05
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 Diehard Group: Posters Posts: 382 Joined: 24th December 2004 Member No.: 103,433 Device(s): Looking for one |
QUOTE(Disco Stu @ May 12 2005, 13:02) Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News ! Lol :twisted: -------------------- Looking for a phone...
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May 12 2005, 21:21
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 YEEESS!! MoDaCo Plus Rules!! Group: Posters Posts: 923 Joined: 25th March 2003 From: Tampa Bay, Florida, USA Member No.: 3,841 Device(s): T-Mobile USA SDA |
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May 12 2005, 22:30
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 Editor Dude Group: Moderator Team Posts: 1,712 Joined: 23rd April 2003 From: Leicester, UK Member No.: 4,973 Device(s): SPV M700 / E650 |
QUOTE(beersoft @ May 11 2005, 21:29) HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user! here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":) " or something else that doesn't add to the descussionTIP THREE: TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum later Owen I FINK DIS IS R3ALLY GD. WLL DUN SMIRNOF -------------------- |
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