Truely Horrific Films, The Worstest Stories Ever Told |
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 May 12 2005, 20:16
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OK, we all been there, you pay your money watch the film and it STINKS. 2 hours of your life that you're never going to get back.
So in the spirit of letting others learn from your mistakes, share your pain on this thread. I shall get the ball rolling Titanic - Awful Tank Girl - The people who made this obviously didn't read the comic, prefering to just flick through and look at the pictures. Castaway - Tedious Forrest Gump - Durge Nuns on the Run - Makes Sister Act 2 the superior nun film Jerry McGuire - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Please continue........ |
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May 12 2005, 20:22
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 el Borracho  Group: Posters Posts: 1,309 Joined: 22nd May 2003 From: Scary Devil Monastery - Milton Keynes Member No.: 6,629 Device(s): 2 cups and some string |
open water - it sucked and you just wanted them to be eaten by sharks in the first 30 seconds
jackie brown - it sucked and was too damn long any film based on a phillip k dick book that isnt blade runner, i forget the name but it sucked and spanglimungus, the alternitve ending to castaway was better. you know the one where there is a 5 star hotel on the other side of the island  later Owen -------------------- Webdude - Digital Pimp - Fat free news (with added pie)
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May 12 2005, 20:28
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el Borracho Group: Posters Posts: 1,309 Joined: 22nd May 2003 From: Scary Devil Monastery - Milton Keynes Member No.: 6,629 Device(s): 2 cups and some string |
ohh i thought of some more whilst looking through sqalls dvd collection
 scooby doo (and sequel) - it sucked on so many levels and daphnie wasn't hot enough mr bean - urgh!!! the remake of texas chainsaw, the first one was dull, this was the dishwater alone in the dark/tombraider/mortal kombat/supermario - stop it, its just not fun anymore (i liked resident evil, zombies rock) later Owen (and i haven't been looking at squalls dvd collection, i made that bit up) -------------------- Webdude - Digital Pimp - Fat free news (with added pie)
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May 12 2005, 20:30
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Newbie Group: Posters Posts: 11 Joined: 16th April 2005 Member No.: 124,138 Device(s): C500 |
QUOTE(beersoft @ May 12 2005, 21:22) jackie brown - it sucked and was too damn long  Oh I forgot about Jackie Brown. That film was so bad that I'm repressing it. :evil: I thought of more though: Mars Attacks Beavis & Butthead Do America Highlander II & III - First film was genius, know when to stop guys Braveheart - What is it with Mel English Hater Gibson and his "historical" films |
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May 12 2005, 20:42
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 Newbie Group: MoDaCo Plus Posts: 32 Joined: 3rd February 2003 From: Texas, USA Member No.: 2,594 |
Open Water -- Was horrible
Blade Trinity -- Horrible Hmmm can't think of many more right now, probably repressed memories that I went to see a doctor for. -------------------- .: MoDaCo - Tech Dude :.
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May 12 2005, 21:19
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 Hardcore Group: Moderator Team Posts: 8,218 Joined: 9th April 2003 From: Coventry, UK Member No.: 4,510 Device(s): HTC Touch Dual / SPV E650 |
Oh come on now.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - classic Jackie Brown - classic All Star Wars films - silly All Matrix films - rubbish -------------------- First 48 Hours with a Smartphone ? Go here
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May 12 2005, 21:48
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 Enthusiast  Group: Posters Posts: 195 Joined: 31st December 2002 From: Wimbledon, UK Member No.: 1,503 Device(s): Orange SPV M500 |
"Christmas With The Kranks". To quote my 11 year old - "i thought it was going to be, you know, more funny"
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May 13 2005, 08:17
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 Hardcore Group: Posters Posts: 1,307 Joined: 10th May 2003 From: soon to be Aylesbury, UK Member No.: 5,872 Device(s): MDA Vario |
Natural Born Killers - absolute shite.
Species II Alexander Enemy at the Gates Speed 2 Anything with Matthew McConaughey in it From Hell (the ultimate bad adaptation of a great comic) This post has been edited by morpheus2702: May 13 2005, 08:18 -------------------- Device history: Nokia 5146, Nokia 3120, Nokia 7110 (x3), Nokia 6210 (x2), Ericsson T39, Ericsson T68, Sony Ericsson T68i, Orange SPV (x2), SPV E100 (x3), Nokia 6600 (x2), SPV C550, MDA Vario
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May 13 2005, 08:48
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 MMmmm shiny Group: Posters Posts: 1,235 Joined: 16th January 2003 From: Leeds Member No.: 1,982 Device(s): MDA Vario II |
hmmmm a similiar thread was just started on BarryBoys :-k
Ahwell my nominations are Commando - so bad it almost goes round the clock and becomes good again Anaconda - balls Volcano - balls A Knights Tale - Utter gash, thankfully (or maybe not) it came free with my dvd player therefore no cash wasted. The last 2 matrixs - The first is great! Anything with Hugh Grant - not got anything against him personally, it's just that all he appears in is soppy, vomit inducing crap! This post has been edited by mike-oh: May 13 2005, 08:48 -------------------- |
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May 13 2005, 09:30
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 Regular  Group: Posters Posts: 97 Joined: 15th March 2004 Member No.: 36,374 Device(s): SPV E650 and HP 6915 |
Hmmmm OK might get a blasting for this but I think A knights tale was pretty funny......."his horses flanks"
My two pence: Scarry movie (all of them) : bloody awful! Kill Bill 2 : utter let down from the first Star wars 4 n' 5 : MAJOR LET DOWN and too 'made in PC' look Boogie man : snore! Troy : oh come on please stop making this crap! -------------------- -PEBKAC: Problem Exists between keyboard and chair
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May 13 2005, 09:33
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Regular Group: Posters Posts: 137 Joined: 1st December 2003 From: Chorley, Lancashire Member No.: 22,979 Device(s): SPV C500 |
I have seen too many awful films of TV to even comment but I haven't seen too many at the cinema that I didn't like. The last really awful one at the cinema was Star Wars Episode I. It was so bad that I didn't bother going to see Episode II and I won't be going to Episode III either. I did wathc a bit of Episode II on TV but couldn't hack it all.
I saw part of Matrix II on pirate DVD but only watched the first 30 minutes because I was so bored. I haven't even bothered with Matrix III on TV - I would rather watch cookery or gardening (but not Big Brother type reality shows: that would be going too far). |
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May 13 2005, 09:40
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 AKA 'jlowap' MoDaCo Old Skool Group: Moderator Team Posts: 3,544 Joined: 12th February 2003 From: North Devon, UK Member No.: 2,777 Device(s): glofiish X800 + HTC Diamond |
Lock Stock - Classic!
James Bond - Classic! Trainspotting - Classic! StarWars - Good Films, BUT get a life. All American teenage/high school fims... utter utter utter utter SHE ITE!! -------------------- James Lovell
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May 13 2005, 09:55
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Hardcore Group: Posters Posts: 1,307 Joined: 10th May 2003 From: soon to be Aylesbury, UK Member No.: 5,872 Device(s): MDA Vario |
QUOTE(jlowap @ May 13 2005, 09:40) James Bond - Classic! ALL of them? I thought Die Another Day sucked bit fat donkey cock. -------------------- Device history: Nokia 5146, Nokia 3120, Nokia 7110 (x3), Nokia 6210 (x2), Ericsson T39, Ericsson T68, Sony Ericsson T68i, Orange SPV (x2), SPV E100 (x3), Nokia 6600 (x2), SPV C550, MDA Vario
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May 13 2005, 10:35
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just some guy, you know... Group: Posters Posts: 1,628 Joined: 29th November 2002 From: London, New Zealand Member No.: 271 Device(s): HTC Diamond |
Worst movie ever:
Battlefield Earth with John Travolta. -------------------- Like a monkey ready to be shot off into space. Spacemonkey. Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.
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May 13 2005, 10:51
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 Did I say that out loud? Group: News Team Posts: 4,530 Joined: 20th August 2003 From: Kent, England Member No.: 13,469 Device(s): Kaiser, Touch |
Can't remember the name of it, but some fairly recent British horror about some dopey tart stuck on the Underground and getting chased by a Deliverance-type inbred looney... Made it about h |
