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HELP : I need to dress like a CHAV


Guest Will

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I have a party to go to this weekend, the theme is chav fashion.

anyone have cheap ideas on my get-up.. i'll post pictures at the weekend!

Help i don't understand this??!!!

Will

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Guest meatgrinder

www.chavscum.co.uk

http://www.glesga.ndo.co.uk/

both are excellent "chav" themed websites

as far as a quick giude goes - get sum addidas/nike tracksuit bottoms, tuck them into your socks (white, or burberry :)) wear white shoes - couple it with a fred perry/burberry jumper/ anything with a HUGE and tasteless logo on it (lots of kickers jumpers have this..) - the aim being to make sure every1 knows u bought your jumper purely on its pricetag, and not its looks.

finish it off with a baseball cap, and you'll b ther :lol: (burberry branded being the BEST choice of the ned/chav).

hope this helps, lol

Dave

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Guest beersoft

try shellsuits and burbry (or however you spell it), white reboks strong and finish it off with white cider (2l bottels or bigger, bonus points if its 100% extra free) and cheap fags

later

Owen

knowing far too much about this for his own good

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You may also want to...ahem..."invest" in a nova/corsa/saxo/escort/cavalier with the crappiest engine available, some jap style stickers of non-jap companies, led washer jets, an led tail pipe trim, a rusty exhaust (for that lovely chav car sound), a skanky sticky back plastic style body kit, alot of primer (chavs cant afford paint), a nice set of "chrome" plastic hub caps, a really poor quality sound system which rattles the number plates, oh and the ability to lech over fit birds (a nice air horn is a must), drive round the town centre in circles for at least three hours and drive everywhere in first gear with a "im hard" look on your face.

All a man needs to become a total tw*t, sorry chav :)

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Guest chucky.egg

...and don't wash your hair or shave properly between now and then

Try to get some:

- "quality" gold jewelery (quality=huge gold chains and plastic looking rings)

- tarmac or cement dust on your trousers

- chips, in a paper wrapper, that you can chew with your mouth open

Just how bigoted are we, eh?

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Guest verbetex

One of the essential and defining elements to a chav is the hat:

1) MUST be burbery

2) MUST be worn in one of the two following manners:

a) at an angle so great that it's about to fall off your head!

:) twisted round slightly (i believe about 45degs is the regulatory angle)

Snatch Quote "Ooh you b*****d, I f***ing hate pikeys"

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