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Why thank you boys, my faith in human nature & the guys in this group has been restored.

I feel like a lady again, in fact.....

I feel good da na na na na na na .......

ADRIAN

I'm flattered you want them honey, I'll sort some out for you.

NXNM

You're a right cheeky monkey you are, I should give you a good spanking.

KEVLAR

Scorned!! I hadn't even begun to get started, that was me being nice to 'The futures Bright' I'm a Gemini (dual personalities) which roughly translated means 'Psycho Bird' You definitely would not want to catch me at the wrong time of the month.

But on the plus side we do make the best lovers, passionate, insatiable, experimental & wild as hell!!

(fellas, please don't take the above statement as an invitation to be abusive and demeaning, I'm just trying to exercise my right to freedom of speech without fear of being poked fun at.

EMAD

Thank you very much for your help and your time.

I think I had tried all that you suggested already, my problem is getting the automated response to reply not as an attachment but as a body of text.

If you have the time, go to my site and get an automated reply, you'll see what I mean.

And Chewie, I know it's off topic but somebody here might have the answer to a problem I could waste hours on, and by the same token if any of you fellas are having problems understanding your woman, I'm your girl.

JOHHNYT

Thanks for the feedback, If you wanna see em, I'll keep posting

DJ & CHEWIE

Ladieeeez & gentlemeeeeen,

Please put your hands together for Modaco's very own

Dejaaaaaay & Chewieeeeeeee show.

Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Hijack my thread anytime boys, I enjoyed the show.

DJ, we must be kindred spirits we have the same take on the SPV, seriously cool MP3 player!

Chewie, I think your role as moderator and your 'location' pose some serious conflict of interest issues, watch out!

And finally...

The issue that started all this off.....shamelessly plugging my website.

Of course I did, why wouldn't I?

I'm excited by it, I like doing it and I've got some brilliant ideas for it.

Just for the record, It's an absolutely, completely and totally free site, every part of it.

I'm a total and utter extrovert & exhibitionist (that Gemini thing again)

I make my living from modelling, I get involved with other stuff, like posting phone pics and the like because I want to.

By the way I hope you all appreciated my Santa pic.

That really was tagged on the end of a shoot exclusively for you lot.

And finally pt2.....

I would like to wish everyone on this group (Inc 'futures bright') a seriously good evening tonite.

If anyone sees me about in Leeds please come up and say Hi.

Have a good one boys and watch out for me in 03

Kind Regards

Viki

20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.

7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.

9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.

12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.

13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.

15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.

16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.

17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

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Hey Viki, i saw you on men and motors last night (i think)

It was the top 10 strpis or some thing like that, you ended up ranking number 2 with a phwoar factor of 90%

You was dressed as a scottish lass and stripped in the middle of a field, very nice :D

U said you was in Leeds tonight? Whats your fav club there? i used to do a bit of clubbing in leeds mainly finishing the night in Majestyk or Creation, nearly ended up going tonight, but instead i'm going to fantasy island, which will be HUGE :(

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Hello there Viki.

Spotted the problem. Most mail clients don't like .eml files as they're evil Microsoft (that, and they tend to be viruses). Make your reply e-mail as follows:

Compose a new Outlook message.

Upload that picture you reply with to the web (dunno, http://www.vikineil.co.uk/thanks.jpg).

Use the insert picture button and set the picture source as that link.

Save as .htm.

Change the rule to reply with that .htm (scroll down file types).

That should now be viewable in almost all e-mail clients, web-based or otherwise.

Ta-da.

Well, at least I hope it will..

Do you go into the men's room often then? Think I've seen about half of those, scary place..

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Wicked, got a mate at uni in leeds might be an excuse for a visit (anything to get away from essex). Ohhhhh well back to Real Life. Hope everyone has a wicked new years, im off to the millenium dome very soon but whateva ya doing enjoy yaselves people!!!!

DJ Hope!

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Hi guys,

Sorry am in a bit of a rush, trying to glam myself up for tonite.

If any of you in millenium square at midnight, say Hi.

Show me your SPV then I'll know your friendly!!

Have a good one or as we scottish say "happy hogmanay"

Cu in 03

Viki

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Hi Guys,

Would just like to close this thread by saying...

EMAD

It works!! I really appreciate the time you put into it. Thank You.

ADRIAN

I have put some desktops on the construction page 4 U

CHEWIE

Glad you liked the M&M feature.

Re-clubs, not been in Leeds too long, If I venture into the city usually frequent Back2basics, Townhouse or Tiger Tiger depending on my mood!!

Regards

Viki

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Guest davem1919

Wow Vikki A Leeds Lass well I certainly will be looking out for you on a Fri & Sat nite got your picci on my SPV so u hsould not be too difficuilt to spot

congrats on the web site

Dave M

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  • 7 months later...

Angel Of Rage,

Your up early for a Saturday!

The Sites working you just have to use your mouse a bit.

Glad you like the site Tosh,

Yep, 8 months ago it was indeed?

I would have posted some more homescreens but the site I used to publish them at disappeared.

Do you know were it went?

Have attached one just for you;-)

spvtosh.jpg

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Hi Viki, am honoured by the piccie, but there is no attachment - can you repost please?

I downloaded my homescreen of you from one of the French sites - you are well known over there!!! You know what the French are like - nearly as randy as us Yorkshire folk.

Tony

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Guest AngelOfRage
Your up early for a Saturday!
not really im working nights! no weekend partying for me :)

The Sites working you just have to use your mouse a bit.

is there some hidden link or something then?

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Angel,

There are indeed hidden links.

Tosh,

I've tried re-attaching it to this post.

The link to 'allowed extensions and sizes' doesn't work for me so I assume it's Ok (I see it when I preview it)

It's a 9k jpeg.

spvtosh.jpg

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