Guest beersoft Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user! here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":);):)" or something else that doesn't add to the descussion TIP THREE: TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum later Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanglimungus Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user! here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":);):)" or something else that doesn't add to the descussion TIP THREE: TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum later Owen <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :shock: :shock: :shock: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beersoft Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 :shock: :shock: :shock: ;) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i like what you have done there, taken my quality advice and used it to its full effect /me feels good as he has done some edumecatin later Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanglimungus Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT BOY SMITH?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beersoft Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 just a quick "put your ass in the know" just in case anyone thinks im taking pot shots at them, im not, this is just a general observation of the world of fourms and things and we all know some of you have had thoughts like that ;) later Owen "if your thinking what im thinking, go wash your mind out with soapy water" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Confused Stu Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 I've found a really good way to boost your poll count - just add a reply quoting a post without adding anything to it! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Confused Stu Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Oh, sorry! That one's already been mentioned. Guess I should've read the post before replying to it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Confused Stu Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Also, don't forget that if you have any corrections you need to make to one of your posts - don't edit the last post, JUST ADD A NEW ONE! That way, not only do you look much more involved in the conversation (when you actually added nothing and looked like a pleb) but your poll count goes through the roof! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest awarner [MVP] Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps Gets my vote ;) Beery your guide is invaluble as usual and is a lesson to us all ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mavisdavis Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest harrelson Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 VeRRy InFoMatIf pOsT. mAdDe Mi LaFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest simon211175 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 I was going to just say that this is funny, but then I realised that if I left it at that then my post would be a lot shorter than my signature - so I've had to add a bit of stuff in to just pad things out and stop me from looking like I'm just trying to get my post count up. There, no not even that is enough is it? Maybe I could add something witty to this but then again I'd have to put it in CAPITALS to make sure people read it amongst all this uselessness. I guess I'll just..........have.........to..........pad.....my..........post..............out ...............a....... .........bit............to................make...........it.............appear.. ............longer. There, I think that should do it. Nice work Beersoft ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drblow Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 The problem may be that the people who read these kinds of threads are the people who are annoyed by daft posts, not the people who are making the daft posts! :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pisquee Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Xactly, so dis fred reely shud b in news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mupwangle Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 I couldn't be bothered reading the first post. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TigerNet Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 ;) ...should be made a sticky... ;) :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Disco Stu Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News ! ;) sorry Marc, not aimed at you - just realised the implications.. :oops: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i_oWn_u Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News ! ;) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lol :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yoos Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nedge2k Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user! here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":);):)" or something else that doesn't add to the descussion TIP THREE: TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum later Owen I FINK DIS IS R3ALLY GD. WLL DUN SMIRNOF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nedge2k Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 SRRY, BEERSOFT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beersoft Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 /me starts grading the replys yoos, good use of the quote feature a+ harrelson, pisquee and nedge, good use of not spelling and missing words out, a- both stu's , nice lack of use of of the edit button a+ and spanglymungus, i want to see you after class later Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i_oWn_u Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 You can annoy them by posting off the subject or free post alot in the thread talking about trash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest i_oWn_u Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 You can annoy them by posting off the subject or free post alot in the thread talking about trash <{POST_SNAPBACK}> add that to the book... ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beersoft Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 ok, so now you have ruined the vibe of this fine howto with your stupid "ME TOO!!!" style posting some days i dont know why i bother later Owen "irc tip number 275) don't join a channel and demand to be opped, it makes you look like a moron" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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