Then I did a few Googles for reviews and some of them weren't the most flattering but I did see that the MK808 was out already and was that little bit better and a bit less buggy than the UG802. There was a bit of a flamestorm on Hot Deals UK when someone pointed to a £30 release of the UG802 when it was £50 the week before (shifting dead stock due to MK808?).
Total cost was £43 inc. free delivery.
Just got to drum my fingers waiting for Lightake to deliver it. Keeping watch on wireless keyboards with built-in trackpads and, eventually, a decent joystick so I can play some of the games that my basic tablet can't handle.