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[JOKES] Let`s make some jokes

Started by poludeli_kaktus , Feb 11 2013 01:43 PM

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poludeli_kaktus

Posted 11 February 2013 - 01:43 PM

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two computer geek `s on chat
first asks the second one:
-did you know that there is a real world besides the Internet?
second geek:
- really?!? ... give me the link

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 01:46 PM

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:00 PM

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The programmers wife tells the programmer:

- Dear, please go the the shop, and buy a box of milk, if they have egg, buy six!
- Ok, hun' - replies the programmer, and goes on his way.

He returns in half an hour and his wife asks him:

- Why did you bring 6 boxes of milk?
- They had eggs - he replies.

Edited by rangeoshun, 11 February 2013 - 02:01 PM.