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two computer geek `s on chat
first asks the second one:
-did you know that there is a real world besides the Internet?
second geek:
- really?!? ... give me the link :)

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The programmers wife tells the programmer:

- Dear, please go the the shop, and buy a box of milk, if they have egg, buy six!
- Ok, hun' - replies the programmer, and goes on his way.

He returns in half an hour and his wife asks him:

- Why did you bring 6 boxes of milk?
- They had eggs - he replies.

Edited by rangeoshun, 11 February 2013 - 02:01 PM.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system,
but you have to be a genius to understand
the simplicity.:D

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Topic's starting do deviate! :D Becoming a general LOL board..

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