Guest glynton Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 What's everyone's favourite Simpsons quote? One of mine has to be Homer... "Now to spend some quality time away from my family" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meaks Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my boy is too never try anything Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them... Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer. :lol: :D :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest b1uepower Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! Operator! Give me the number for 911! :lol: The strong must protect the sweet :lol: :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Palindrome Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Ralph is great. My cat's breath smells like catfood. I've glued my head to my shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amo Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 my fave.... Pray For Mojo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vector Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 To continue press any key........ where's the any key ??? :)To continue press any key........ where's the any key ??? :)To continue press any key........ where's the any key ??? :)To continue press any key........ where's the any key ??? :)To continue press any key........ where's the any key ??? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vector Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 what the hell happened with my last post, i'm on my phone so i can't edit it :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Martin@Home Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 "Yarrrgghhh Bees ! And they're defending themselves somehow " :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PsychoDave Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Beer....The cause of, and solution to, all of lives problems. TV....... Teacher, Mother, Secret Lover (or something like that) AMO: lol luv that one too :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Martin@Home Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Nuthouse employee :- "Put him with the big white guy who thinks he's the little black guy ! Chief Wigam grudgeingly answering the phone whilst checking his lottery numbers :- "Errrrr, No, this is er 91...2" :lol: This thread could go on and on ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbrose Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Dr Nick is always great! Whilst in surgery: "These glowes came free with my toiletbrush" Another one from the doctor himself: Singing: "the kneebone's connected to the... something... the something's connected to the... red thing... the red thing's connected to my wrist-watch... oo ooh..." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glynton Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Agreed... Dr Nick is cool. Glyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gorskar Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Snake to 3 college students: "Wallet inspection" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Martin@Home Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Cheif Wiggam having just watched Krusty's plane crash into a mountain :- "Ok, folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my God! A horrible plane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don't be shy, crowd around!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idavid Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 "you have reached the police answer phone. if you are calling regarding a regicide press one..." (or something like that) :lol: "ummmm, lard....." :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idavid Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 oh and anything ralph says, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amo Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Another good un is where Milhouse is talking to his dad and after he asks him for some money, his dad says...."What does your mum do with that $47 every month?" and milhouse replies...... "Daytime dad wanted a dvd player" Classic. Another one, Chief Wiggum; "its getting harder and harder to get here for 9.30!" :lol: Ralph: "Thats where i saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things!!!!" hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Martin@Home Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Homer :- "Mmmmm Free Goo" "Donuts, is there anything they cant do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Martin@Home Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Apu :- "You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glynton Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Apu... "Get out of my shop now... and please Come Again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Martin@Home Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Apu... "Get out of my shop now... Â and please Come Again!" LOL.... Classic Apu.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Martin@Home Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Geeky guy in fast food place :- "OW !! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amo Posted May 30, 2003 Report Share Posted May 30, 2003 Geek from Krusty burger: (in geeky voice breaking kinda voice) "Mr Roswell its happened agaaaaain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glynton Posted May 31, 2003 Report Share Posted May 31, 2003 Comic Store Guy... "Chest tightening... breath weakening... can't describe syptoms much longer...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest meaks Posted May 31, 2003 Report Share Posted May 31, 2003 Dr Nick: "Well if it isnt my old friend mr mcgreg with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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