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Well since nearly every forum on the internet has at leas one joke topic i thought i would start one here. Also you may add your best chatup lines here aswell :D

Obviously i'll start.

[Joke]
A pirate and a sailor are in a bar regaling each other with tall tales. The sailor finally asks the pirate to tell him how he came to have a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. "Well," the pirate said: "I lost the leg in a shark attack, lost the hand in a sword fight, and the eye was down to bird crap."
The puzzled sailor simply replied: "Bird crap?" The pirate simply looks at him and said: "It was the first day I had the hook.
[/joke]

[chatup]
Excuse me, i lost my phone number, can i have yours?
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we are all worried!

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^ Why? just trying to cheer the place up a bit :D

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Laughing
cheered me up, :D

Just a little worried about the pirates still..

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Just a little worried about the pirates still..


Ah the pirates, a piece of comedy genious if i do say so myself :D

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