Guest Chaser81 Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 I keep seeing that advert on channel 4 where all the celebrities from channel 4 shows tell us the mottos they live by... Just thought we could do that! So post your favourite motto or a saying you have found to be very true!! I'll go first: "Smile and the world smiles with you... Fart and you stand alone!" :cheesy: Look Ma, I'm in a locked topic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chucky.egg Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 (edited) :D "A lack of planning on your part does not constitue an emergency on my part" Ron Patterson (the original "grumpy old scot", and a great mentor of mine) 1989 Edited March 30, 2005 by chucky.egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scm7rap Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 1. All news is biased. 2. It's not how nasty the bad people are, but how nasty the good people can be. 3. To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TigerNet Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Yes madam I am drunk, and in the morning I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. 8) Sir Winston Chirchill I believe... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drblow Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 "Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." (Robin Williams) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amo Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 (edited) My cats breath smells like catfood, Ralph Wiggum Edited March 30, 2005 by amo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hunyango_uk Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 "trust everyone, just don't trust the devil inside them." 8) Donald Sutherland - Italian Job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest denialnw10 Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 "Be happy for this moment, For this moment is life!" (Dunno who said it but its deep) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beersoft Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 the one i live by : "keep in a cool dry place, away from children" - the back of a box of matches later Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mike-oh Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 "Don't do today that which you can put off until tomorrow" - Some genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanessa Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 "If it can be put off until tomorrow... it can be put off for good!" My brother takes my credit for that! V. x. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest confused and hungover Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" (if it is broke, call up technical suport and bitch and moan and whinge until someone else fixes it for you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mcwarre Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 "I can resist everything except temptation" - Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaser81 Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Another Oscar Wilde: "Work is the curse of the drinking classes"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Confused Stu Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 I've got a couple on my desk (in addition to my signature here, of course): "Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it" "If your request was that urgent, I would already have done it, wouldn't I?" and my favourite (written small at the bottom of my compulsary nameplate for the company I've been at since I was 21): "Stuart Martin: Depriving a village of it's idiot since 1996" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beersoft Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 "you want what by when" - the mission statement for my department at work "what part of no don't you understand" and "We are either doing something, or we are not. 'Talking about' is a subset of 'not'." later Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tudor Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 "A month in the laboratory can often save an hour in the library." (Frank H. Westheimer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PritenC Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 No expectations... No dissapointments. I girldfriend hates that one!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest om1 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 As long as I am 6 feet over, rather than 6 feet under, it is a good day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest digger Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 If you can keep your head while all those around you are loosing theirs........ They know somthing you don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pwest13 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 "whatever I did, I didn't do it" (Dennis the Menace :D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monolithix [MVP] Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 "Plausible deniability" love it! ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest philgriffiths Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 how about How about some of these: "The secret to winning a war is not dieing for your country, but making the other poor ba***rd die for his!" - Genral Pattern "The man who reads nothing is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers" - Thomas Jefferson: "Treason doth never prosper. For if it prospers no one dare call it treason" - John Harrington "In Italy under the rule of the Borgias for thrity years there was bloodshed, war, terror and murder, which produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they have had five hundred years of brotherly love, peace and democracy. And what did that produce? The cuckoo-clock!" - Orson Welles, In The Third Man "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutley." - Lord Acton "Murder solves problems. No man, no problem" - Joseph Stalin "Why is it when you say your a comedian people ask you to tell them a joke? If you say I'm a polititian do they say tell me a lie? If you say you are a gynocologyst do they say take a look at the wife?" - Bob Monkhouse and finally the one in my signature. This has just made me realise i know a lot of pointless stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dj_sea Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 (edited) mine is simply "music is life, live life to the full" and the one in my sig (in case i change/have changed it) is: IM a liar, im a cheat, and im a theif, but i did NOT tell that man his shoes were untied and then run away with his "PS2 tips" book Edited April 6, 2005 by dj_sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AngelOfRage Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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