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[JOKES] Let`s make some jokes

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two computer geek `s on chat

first asks the second one:

-did you know that there is a real world besides the Internet?

second geek:

- really?!? ... give me the link :)

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What's the difference between bug and feature?

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The programmers wife tells the programmer:

- Dear, please go the the shop, and buy a box of milk, if they have egg, buy six!

- Ok, hun' - replies the programmer, and goes on his way.

He returns in half an hour and his wife asks him:

- Why did you bring 6 boxes of milk?

- They had eggs - he replies.

Edited by rangeoshun
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system,

but you have to be a genius to understand

the simplicity.:D

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