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[beersoft]

HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user!

here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users

tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything

tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":):)" or something else that doesn't add to the descussion

TIP THREE:  TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS

Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE

tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there

tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps

tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better

tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway


if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum

later

Owen

[Spanglimungus]

beersoft, on May 11 2005, 22:29, said:

HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user!

here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users

tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything

tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":):)" or something else that doesn't add to the descussion

TIP THREE:  TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS

Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE

tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there

tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps

tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better

tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway
if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum

later

Owen

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[beersoft]

Spanglimungus, on May 11 2005, 21:36, said:

:shock:  :shock:  :shock: 

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i like what you have done there, taken my quality advice and used it to its full effect

/me feels good as he has done some edumecatin


later

Owen

[Spanglimungus]

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT BOY SMITH??????????

[beersoft]

just a quick "put your ass in the know™"

just in case anyone thinks im taking pot shots at them, im not, this is just a general observation of the world of fourms and things

and we all know some of you have had thoughts like that

later

Owen
"if your thinking what im thinking, go wash your mind out with soapy water"

[Confused Stu]

I've found a really good way to boost your poll count - just add a reply quoting a post without adding anything to it!  

[Confused Stu]

Oh, sorry!  That one's already been mentioned.  Guess I should've read the post before replying to it  

[Confused Stu]

Also, don't forget that if you have any corrections you need to make to one of your posts - don't edit the last post, JUST ADD A NEW ONE!

That way, not only do you look much more involved in the conversation (when you actually added nothing and looked like a pleb) but your poll count goes through the roof!  

[awarner]

beersoft, on May 11 2005, 22:29, said:

tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps

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Gets my vote
Beery your guide is invaluble as usual and is a lesson to us all

[mavisdavis]

[harrelson]

VeRRy InFoMatIf pOsT. mAdDe Mi LaFF

[simon211175]

I was going to just say that this is funny, but then I realised that if I left it at that then my post would be a lot shorter than my signature - so I've had to add a bit of stuff in to just pad things out and stop me from looking like I'm just trying to get my post count up. There, no not even that is enough is it? Maybe I could add something witty to this but then again I'd have to put it in CAPITALS to make sure people read it amongst all this uselessness. I guess I'll just..........have.........to..........pad.....my..........post..............out
...............a.......
.........bit............to................make...........it.............appear..
............longer.


There, I think that should do it. Nice work Beersoft

[drblow]

The problem may be that the people who read these kinds of threads are the people who are annoyed by daft posts, not the people who are making the daft posts!  :twisted:

[pisquee]

Xactly, so dis fred reely shud b in news

[mupwangle]

I couldn't be bothered reading the first post.

LOL

[TigerNet]

...should be made a sticky...

:shock:

[Disco Stu]

Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News !


sorry Marc, not aimed at you - just realised the implications.. :oops: )

[i_oWn_u]

Disco Stu, on May 12 2005, 13:02, said:

Hell, I'm going to steal the idea and post in News !

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Lol  :twisted:

[yoos]

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[Alex (nedge2k)]

beersoft, on May 11 2005, 21:29, said:

HOWTO: Annoy the other forum user!

here is a quick and easy guide to boost your post count and annoy all the sane forum users

tip one: quote the entire post, and not add anything

tip two: quote the entire post, and add "LOL" or ":):)" or something else that doesn't add to the descussion

TIP THREE:  TYPE THINGS IN UPPER CASE, IT HELPS GET YOUR MESSAGE ACROSS

Tip four: TyPe ThInGs In MiXeD CaSe, YoU kNoW iT mAkEs SeNsE

tip five: ignore anything that doesn't directly involve your street/town/country, everywhere else must be rubish else you would live there

tip six: spel thngs bafly, yor funy reply neds to b psted aspa n prof reding si 4 wimps

tip seven: have a sig that is longer than 90% of your posts, and sticking huge flash animations in it makes it all the better

tip eight: your opinion counts, dont read the first post, just reply anyway
if we can all follow those tips, nothing will ever get in the way of your post count and enjoyment of the forum

later

Owen

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I FINK DIS IS R3ALLY GD. WLL DUN SMIRNOF