Orange: Welcome to Orange, please press 1 for this, 2 for that, 3 for the other.
Me:
Orange: Please press 1 for the other, 2 for that, 3 for that.
[You get the general idea... 20 minutes later]
Orange: Hello, how can I help you?
Me: I'd like to upgrade my phone please. I quite fancy a E650
Orange: Certainly may I have your details please
[details given]
Orange: I'll just pass you over to our upgrades department
Orange: Hello Mr. X. How can I help you?
Me: I'd like to upgrade my phone please. I quite fancy a E650
Orange: Certainly. If you switch to this new call plan, which gives you 500 minutes, 200 texts and 5Mb data, you can upgrade for £50... And the contract will only cost £5 more a month.
Me: I use my phone for data mostly, and have 10Mb at the moment. How much would it cost me to upgrade if I stayed with my current call plan?
Orange:
Me: Excellent. But I'm not sure I want an 18 month contact, how much would it cost me if I only had a 12 month contract?
Orange:
Me: Okay. I'll do that please. Thank you for your help.
Cheeky buggers!






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