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Guest Simon Desser

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Guest Simon Desser

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, do-gooders and social

rights morons, those of us who were kids in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early

80's probably shouldn't have survived, because...

Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured

lead-based paint, which was promptly chewed and

licked.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or

latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play

with pans.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip

flops and fluorescent 'clackers' on our wheels.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts

or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a

bottle - tasted the same.

We ate dripping sandwiches, bread and butter pudding

and drank fizzy pop with sugar in it, but we were

never overweight because we were always outside

playing.

We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle

or can and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps

and then went top speed down the hill, only to find

out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging

nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day,

as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was

able to reach us all day and no one minded.

We did not have Playstations or X-Boxes, no video

games at all.

No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround

sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no

Internet chat rooms. We had friends - we went outside

and found them.

We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes

that ball really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and

teeth, and there were no lawsuits. They were

accidents. We learnt not to do the same thing again.

We had fights, punched each other hard and got black

and blue - we learned to get over it.

We walked to friend's homes.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate

live stuff, and although we were told it would happen,

we did not have very many eyes out, nor did the live

stuff live inside us forever.

We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only

the hood.

Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law

was unheard of. They actually sided with the law.

Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best

risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation

and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and

responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it

all.

And you're one of them. Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow

up as real kids, before lawyers and government

regulated our lives, for our own good.

Oh, and if you aren't old enough to be one of us 'scruffians', I just

thought you might like to read about us).

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Guest madu

WOW! And I thought west was stoopidly regulated and idiot-proof :lol:

Even though I was born in early 80's (and really sad I missed 60s :lol: ) I lived all my life (but past few years) in a country that still kinda falls under that description - Ukraine!!

I always wondered why I tend to get along mostly with older UK population... I thought I was sad - hmm maybe I am :D

Good lads!

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Guest awarner [MVP]

And we could have fun without breaking the law, and if we did pc plod could

give us a clip behind the ear without being up in court for it. the main thing

is that it taught us respect for ourselves and other people, the one BIG thing that is

seriously lacking today.

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Guest James

sounds like when i were young lad int bristol growing up as lad. and i was only born in 79! you also missed a couple of things:- football cards and conkers!

[edit:madu] message edited and next post removed. please use Edit instead of tripple posting next time :lol:

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Guest Simon Desser

And for all my fellow Mancunians:-

"VIMTO MOUSTACHES" :lol: :!:

(You could only get Vimto in Manchester in the 70's!)

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Guest Martin@Home

Does davidrm want to join in on the discussion (he he) !!

Bloody wippasnappers ! I had a red tomohawk, then a black chopper complete with spokey dokeys, followed by a bomber with cowhorn handlebars and then one of the first bmx's made by raleigh, it was blue with bright yellow mag wheels ! 8) 8)

PS Sorry david ! :wink:

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Guest Martin@Home
:lol:  I bet went you wern't out on your bike, you were watching "WHY DON'T YOU" or "HOW" :?:  :D

Why dont you was fantastic HA HA !!!!!

"Whiiiiiiiiiiiiayaayyyy dont youooooo

Just switch of the television set and

got out and do something less

boring instead "

Used to love Knight rider/street hawk/blue thunder/airwolf etc as well !

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Guest mattbrown

but look now - we all have one thing in common a fantastic multifunctional communications device - just think what our kids will say in the future about stuff like the spv

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Guest siu99spj
but look now - we all have one thing in common a fantastic multifunctional communications device - just think what our kids will say in the future about stuff like the spv

If, 5 years ago, somebody told me that I would be playing DooM on my SPV I would have laughed at them. Now look, not only can I play DooM, but I can also tell you all this from my phone (I'm not actually, I just can, thats all!). God knows what we'll be doing in 15 years time (Or however long it takes to get kids that can laugh at our crappy phones compared to their Smartphone 2017, playing DooM4 against other players in Norway, Austrailia and Mars).

Being a true 80s kid (I spent the first ten years of my life in the 80s) and having a penchant for the music (Well SOMEBODY has to like it!) I can honestly say life was good.

Now with todays society, kids have no respect, care or concern. We have truly lost most of what made this world good. And now I must stop before I really get going on my soapbox.

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Guest Monolithix [MVP]

Jesus christ, that makes me feel old. I can relate to pretty much all of that. I thought it was scarey enough i had less than a year of teenagerness left and then all this.

Cheers ;p

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Guest Simon Desser
Simon Desser, you just nicked my avatar!
Sorry :lol:

and also being a manc ('75) I also remember Vimto Moustaches
And I've got a mouthfull of fillings thanks to Vimto :oops:
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Guest Rob.P

Wooo, feel a bit uneasy after that massive flashback, talk about head rush from all the memories.

Off to pick up a copy of Loot to see if I can find a chopper :lol:

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Guest James

Anyone remember pacers? They were like opal fruits but mint flavour! (white and green stripe)

or tooty fruity mint!

or marathon!

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Guest Simon Desser
Anyone remember pacers? They were like opal fruits but mint flavour!

or tooty fruity mint!

or marathon!

Yeah, and what happened to Spangles :?: :lol:

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Guest FrankyG

Spangles...yeah, remember them. Up here in Glasgow, that eventually became a mild insult; as in 'you spangle!' - hell knows why :?:

Then there was the pink WHAM! bar....and Red Hot Devil gobstoppers...lol even the name 'Gobstopper' makes me smile :lol:

Curly wurly makes a late comback also, all good stuff!

FrankyG

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