Guest chewie Posted December 9, 2002 Report Share Posted December 9, 2002 Well since nearly every forum on the internet has at leas one joke topic i thought i would start one here. Also you may add your best chatup lines here aswell :D Obviously i'll start. [Joke] A pirate and a sailor are in a bar regaling each other with tall tales. The sailor finally asks the pirate to tell him how he came to have a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. "Well," the pirate said: "I lost the leg in a shark attack, lost the hand in a sword fight, and the eye was down to bird crap." The puzzled sailor simply replied: "Bird crap?" The pirate simply looks at him and said: "It was the first day I had the hook. [/joke] [chatup] Excuse me, i lost my phone number, can i have yours? [/chatup] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Will Posted December 9, 2002 Report Share Posted December 9, 2002 we are all worried! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chewie Posted December 9, 2002 Report Share Posted December 9, 2002 ^ Why? just trying to cheer the place up a bit :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Will Posted December 9, 2002 Report Share Posted December 9, 2002 Laughing cheered me up, :D Just a little worried about the pirates still.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chewie Posted December 9, 2002 Report Share Posted December 9, 2002 Just a little worried about the pirates still.. Ah the pirates, a piece of comedy genious if i do say so myself :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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