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If anyones got any good or bad jokes feel free to post them.I'm a bit bored and a bit down in the dumps.The best and worst ones will get left on my mates answerphone as it bugs the hell out of him,its one of the few ways to cheer myself up...

Q.Whats orange and sounds like a parrott?

A.A carrott!!

"thank you very much,next week I'm at Scunthorpe Miners Welfare Club,tickets £2.50,kids free.My mother in-laws so fat......."

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How many Oxbridge students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, they hold up the bulb and let the world revolve around them.

Well it made me laugh.

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