IRC is b0rken (again) - here are some reruns

[Guest beersoft]

As irc isn't playing at all, here are some wimbledon style repeats from old chats

{21:57} {ChrisJM} sorry beersoft

{21:57} {ChrisJM} ;)

{21:58} {ChrisJM} ;D

{21:59} {beersoft} munchkin, did you upset me? i wasn't paying attention

{22:00} * Dav1drm wonders what ChrisJM did

{22:00} {ChrisJM} yup in pm

{22:00} * beersoft thinks about installing dvdburner

{22:00} {ChrisJM} with the hurry up

{22:00} {beersoft} hehehe

{22:00} {beersoft} you would knwo if you upset me :P

{22:01} {ChrisJM} lol

{22:01} {ChrisJM} hows the luv tester ?

{22:01} {beersoft} still not quitting propperly :(

{22:01} {ChrisJM} my c++ book arives wednesday :D

{22:02} * beersoft goes to let the cat in as its crying "boo hoo hoo, no one loves me"

{22:03} {ChrisJM} hehe

{22:03} {muff} which book chris?

{22:03} {Midnight} i am sinistar

{22:04} {muff} hehe

{22:04} {Midnight} :D

{22:04} {Brody} i'm off to buy matrix tickets! c ya!

{22:04} {muff} I LIVE!

{22:04} {Dav1drm} that seems to be common muff :D

{22:04} * Brody has quit IRC (Quit: )

{22:04} * beersoft thinks munchkins book is "cat in the hat"

{22:04} {muff} in joke with mid

{22:05} {ChrisJM} nope

{22:05} {Midnight} RUN RUN RUN

{22:05} {Dav1drm} as fast as u can

{22:05} {beersoft} coffe with sinistar? www.angryflower.com the first book?

{22:05} {Dav1drm} ya can't catch me

{22:05} {muff} mid - u send the link in here?

{22:05} {Dav1drm} i'm a munchkin

{22:06} {ChrisJM} Sams 24 hour c++ guide

{22:06} {Dav1drm} sams ?

{22:06} {Dav1drm} :/

{22:06} * beersoft thinks if munchkin sat under a sunbed he would turn into an umperlumper

{22:06} {ChrisJM} yea mid - u send the link in here?

{22:06} {muff} yup

{22:06} {ChrisJM} wat ?

{22:07} * beersoft is hading bad engrish now

{22:07} {ChrisJM} lol

battleships anyone?

{22:38} {Midnight} cant wait to here hayah, whoop tish oooof

{22:38} {muff} lol

{22:38} {muff} shhh

{22:38} {muff} secret

{22:38} {RichieM} ooo yeah mid two version :D

{22:38} {Midnight} heheh

{22:38} {Midnight} like that says a lot

{22:38} {Midnight} boom crack whoop splosh

{22:38} {muff} ping gnarf

{22:38} {muff} blooop

{22:38} {Midnight} err, ping?

{22:39} {Midnight} how could the game have 'ping'

{22:39} {muff} can hitting dock?

{22:39} {Midnight} hehe, good point

{22:39} {muff} floating jetsom

{22:39} {Midnight} hehehe

{22:39} {muff} with ripples obviously

{22:39} {Midnight} yus indeed

{22:39} {Midnight} need splashing sounds by the way

{22:40} {Midnight} god knows where to get those from

{22:40} {RichieM} talking of ripples, no laughing at my splash anim either, took me ages that

{22:40} {muff} richie , how about stretching normal bs rules so ships move slowly?

{22:40} {Midnight} hehe, steal from quake?

{22:40} {Midnight} muff, i said that ;P

{22:40} {muff} :lol:

{22:40} {Midnight} even have anti-aircraft special move :

{22:40} {Midnight} ;P

{22:40} {muff} and cluster bomb

{22:40} {muff} kamikaze bombers

{22:40} {Midnight} hehe, NUKE

{22:40} {RichieM} lol, i am thinking of extra game play

{22:41} {muff} submarine attacks

{22:41} {Midnight} kamikaze, class ;P

{22:41} {muff} killer dolphins

{22:41} {Midnight} mines

{22:41} {muff} really mad tuna with lasers

{22:41} {Midnight} depth charges

{22:41} {Midnight} hehe

{22:41} {Midnight} thats sharks  

{22:41} {Midnight} with frickin lasers

{22:41} {RichieM} lo @ muff

{22:41} {beersoft} sea bass

{22:41} {muff} orbital platform laser beam

{22:41} {Midnight} rail guns :D

{22:42} {muff} "sharks are endagered and hard to get number one "

{22:42} {Midnight} and a ship that travels in time

{22:42} {RichieM} lets just stick with a B2 bomber for now eh?

{22:42} {muff} puncture repair kits for smaller boats

{22:42} {Midnight} hehe, boring

{22:42} {beersoft} angry cat to walk across the board :D

{22:42} {Midnight} hehehe

{22:42} {muff} ooh warp portals!

{22:42} {muff} tidal waves

{22:42} {RichieM} whirlpools

{22:42} {muff} whirl{pools

{22:42} {muff} doh!

{22:42} {muff} :D

{22:42} {beersoft} that always happens to me

{22:42} {Midnight} hmmm, would a battleship type game be good

and the classic passwords and why do the customers always use "random old crappy browser"

{23:52} {Monolithix} unfortunately that used to be the highlight of my day

{23:52} {Will{L0veMySpv}} :D

{23:52} {Monolithix} making up stupid passwords for new users

{23:52} {Monolithix} "munkeh24!

{23:53} {Monolithix} or something

{23:53} {beersoft} i still set all new lusers up with 'password'  

{23:53} {Will{L0veMySpv}} n0tL33t

{23:53} {Monolithix} bluesausaGe5

{23:53} {Monolithix} etc

{23:53} {Monolithix} heh

{23:53} {beersoft} @558aNd!t is a good one

{23:53} {Monolithix} they'd email back : my password is .... right?

{23:53} {Monolithix} "yep"

{23:54} {Monolithix} funfunfunf

{23:55} {beersoft} good passwords take longer to say than type

{23:56} {Will{L0veMySpv}} yeah most of mine i cannot say! combined words and numbers etc..

{23:58} {Monolithix} ye

{23:58} {Monolithix} words with number replacements and random numbers and punctuation

{23:58} {Monolithix} in fact

{23:58} {Monolithix} my pasword for the damn uni network is more secutre than my password at work

{23:59} {beersoft} hehe

Session Time: Tue Nov 04 00:00:00 2003

{00:00} * beersoft needs bed, hopes not to dream about installing exchange or lusers

{00:01} {Monolithix} :/

{00:01} {Monolithix} i have to be up in 7.5 hours

{00:01} {Monolithix} free MS do for me tomoro o/

{00:01} {Midnight} heheh, lucky git ;P

{00:02} {beersoft} i have exchange to install and users to mame

{00:02} {Monolithix} hehe

{00:02} {Monolithix} nice

{00:02} {Midnight} and i have a website to do :(

{00:02} {Midnight} and game gfx

{00:02} {Monolithix} i might work on mine now

{00:02} {Monolithix} heh

{00:02} {Monolithix} try and fix that damn css

{00:02} {Monolithix} in mozilla

{00:03} {beersoft} don't bother, css sucks

{00:03} {Midnight} dont talk crap :lol:

{00:03} {Midnight} css does not suck

{00:03} {beersoft} its does in anything but IE

{00:03} {Midnight} tough, ie is the standard :lol:

{00:04} {Monolithix} hehe yer

{00:04} {Monolithix} but unfortunately some people insist on using other

{00:04} {Monolithix} heh

{00:04} {Midnight} even mozilla screws up on some simple tables

{00:04} {beersoft} i use lynx because im hardcore :lol:

{00:04} {Midnight} and netscape is completely crap

{00:04} {Monolithix} so i have to have a .css and html with random style tags

{00:04} {Monolithix} lynx is unpretteh

{00:05} {beersoft} its nice and simple and quick

{00:05} {Midnight} thing is, some people dont like ie, why? not cos ie sucks, but cos they dont like ms

{00:05} {Midnight} which is insane#

{00:05} {beersoft} ie has 99.999% market share  

{00:05} {Midnight} good

{00:06} {Midnight} if browsers where standard it would save us web designers time and money

{00:06} {Monolithix} i have the hiccups

{00:06} {Monolithix} :/

{00:06} {beersoft} but still people view websites at 800x600@16bbp

{00:06} {Midnight} netscape reallyt messed that up

{00:06} {Midnight} and?

{00:06} {beersoft} it hurts

{00:06} {Midnight} i always make sure my websites work at 640 x 480 ;P

{00:07} {beersoft} mine mostly work at 176Xwhatever

{00:07} {Midnight} scaleable websites is easy

{00:07} {Midnight} and css is excellent for that

{00:07} {Midnight} from 640 x 480 uop to 1600 x 1200

{00:07} {Monolithix} a quick google suggests thew majority of xda's are dualband btw

{00:07} {Monolithix} unless tmogbs were different...

{00:07} {beersoft} and the text on your site mid is too small

{00:08} {Midnight} tough

{00:08} {Midnight} its the same size as google

{00:08} {Midnight} and some of modacos text

{00:08} {Monolithix} ~hic~

{00:08} {Monolithix} ~hic~

{00:08} {beersoft} i might have to move closer to the monitor :lol: 3 foot away might be to far

{00:08} {Monolithix} ~hic~

{00:08} {Monolithix} ~hic~

{00:08} {Monolithix} :/

{00:09} {beersoft} mono, do you have someone who can hold a glass for you?

{00:09} {Midnight} htere is no way (in ie) that the text is too small

{00:09} {Monolithix} i'm frantically trying to have my pint of water

{00:09} {Monolithix} too full on alcoholic fizz though

{00:09} {Monolithix} damn weathersppons nad their damn drinks offers

{00:09} {Monolithix} ~hic~

{00:09} {beersoft} mid, its just me :(

{00:10} {beersoft} mono, you need to put you fingers in your ears, and have someone hold your nose and feed you the glass of water

{00:10} * Monolithix wakes up a flatmate

{00:10} {Midnight} i just dont know how it can be too small, you using ie?

{00:11} {beersoft} yep, someone had touched my textsize thingy and made it eyehurtinglysmall

{00:11} {Midnight} ah :lol:

{00:12} {Midnight} seee, i dont hardcode font sizes :P

{00:12} {Midnight} i do it right :)

{00:12} {Midnight} % not pt

im missing my irc (if you can't tell)

later

Owen

[Guest meatgrinder]

lol!

Dave

[Guest Vector]

It's gone over like a granny on a frosty morning again :P

[Guest beersoft]

i need my irc!!!

14:12} {RichieM_Away} he changed it the day Paul banned him

{14:12} {muff} hi gang

{14:12} {RichieM_Away} muff o/

{14:13} {muff} richie o/

{14:13} {RichieM_Away} muff o/

{14:13} {muff} :lol:

{14:13} {muff} we're not starting that again :lol:

{14:13} {RichieM_Away} :/

{14:13} {RichieM_Away} but it makes me smile

{14:13} {muff} richie o/

{14:13} {RichieM_Away} muff o/

{14:13} {muff} richie o/

{14:13} {RichieM_Away} :)

{14:13} {muff} ;)

{14:13} {RichieM_Away} hehe ok enuff

we love the MS chat thingys they do :P

{23:28} {squall} hi paul - its to fast!

{23:28} {Paul_{MVP}} lol

{23:28} {squall} didnt know you had to refresh to view it!

{23:29} {squall} been there since 12 this morning :D  

{23:29} {Brody} lol

{23:29} * Spinal has quit IRC (Quit: )

{23:32} {squall} lol Q aimed at paul are newshounds intitled to attend the chat before the modaco meet?

{23:32} {florin_m} got pissed off :D

{23:33} {Brody} :P

{23:33} {Brody} thats my q!!

{23:34} * CactusBob has joined #smartphone

{23:35} {CactusBob} howdy all

{23:35} {squall} damn i think im getting a big answer

{23:36} * beersoft plays sim ms chat

{23:36} {Brody} :D

{23:36} {beersoft} Q: this product sucks fix it now bitch

{23:36} {beersoft} { time passes }

{23:36} * Monolithix has joined #smartphone

{23:36} * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Monolithix Monolithix

{23:36} {squall} mono!

{23:36} {squall} microsoft chat!

{23:36} {RichieM} chat is crap (sorry Paul, your doing a stirling job) :lol:

{23:36} {Monolithix} saw that

{23:36} {Monolithix} where?

{time passes}

Session Time: Fri Mar 26 00:00:00 2004

{00:00} {beersoft} can i invoice ms for an hour wasted :s

{00:00} {RichieM} no offence Paul, but a chat ran by MVP's Brody is never gonna produce juicy news

{00:00} {CactusBob} Like what? The Eu has ruled that MS must de-embed the radio stack from it's Smartphones because it is anti-competitive?

{00:00} {nedge2k} well that was a waste of time.

{00:01} {nedge2k} no offence Paul

{00:01} {Brody} yeh Richie, hence we need techies!

{00:01} {beersoft} !chance microsoft chat not being a waste of time

{00:01} * CactusBob sneaks of outside

{00:01} {RichieM} hehe

{00:01} {RichieM} i've only got the new bot in beersoft

{00:02} {beersoft} hehehe

{00:02} {Paul_{MVP}} lol

{00:02} {beersoft} its good to see that answer for that is 0 :D

{00:02} {Brody} :(

{00:03} {Brody} so how is everone?

{00:03} {Brody} all ok?

and sometimes we meet up for a beer (and to bore the 'other halfs' with chat about smartphones

{00:52} {cactusbob} hey beery bring your bt headset so i can have a go

{00:52} * beersoft orders taxi for house 2 pub journey tomorrw now, there always late

{00:52} {RichieM} i should go sleep really, but day off tomorrow o/

{00:53} {beersoft} cactusbob, ok

{00:53} {squall} who here owns a ppc?

{00:53} {RichieM} nope

{00:53} {Brody} i do for one more night

{00:53} {Brody} :lol:

{00:53} {squall} ?!

{00:53} {squall} :D

{00:53} {cactusbob} you coming out tomorrow night brody? beery will let you sleep with him

{00:53} {beersoft} i have a nice ppc2000 device in a box somewhere

{00:53} {Brody} lol

{00:53} {cactusbob} sorry stay  not sleep

{00:54} {Brody} the missus is out 2moro night too...

{00:54} {Brody} travel is the prob tho

{00:54} {Brody} that and coursework :D

{00:54} {cactusbob} dullard

{00:54} {Brody} java proggy to write by next wed

{00:54} {RichieM} bah why are 3D programs so complicated :/

{00:55} {cactusbob} use a manly language  like COBOL

{00:55} {Brody} lol

{00:55} {Brody} i dont have a choice!

{00:55} {Brody} brb

{00:55} * beersoft needs to complete his cobol to php converter

{00:55} {RichieM} i was a COBOL programmer untill last year :D

{00:55} {squall} can i send someone a funny text?

{00:55} {cactusbob} you retired now then?

{00:56} {RichieM} yeah

{00:56} {beersoft} the only computer book i own is a cobol one

{00:56} {RichieM} nah, i got made redundant - now work for one of my  old customers

{00:56} {cactusbob} is it by skidmore and roe beer7?

{00:56} {beersoft} ohh, i forgot about the pink book

{00:57} {beersoft} i sold that to my dad for £20

{00:57} {cactusbob} the bible of databases

{00:57} {beersoft} i wanted the green one, but the plot in that book sucked, so i heard

{00:57} {cactusbob} Brenda Roe is a {censored} though

{00:58} {cactusbob} good job this is a family channel, is there a watershed?

{00:58} {beersoft} its other half is a moron, i had him for my sysanalasys lectures

{00:58} {cactusbob} you went to lectures?

{00:58} {beersoft} only about 4 of them

{00:59} {beersoft} all year

{00:59} {beersoft} in all subjects

{00:59} {cactusbob} heh heh

{00:59} {beersoft} thats why i only did a year

{00:59} {cactusbob} i must go to bed, except i"m already there

{00:59} * beersoft bigs up leicester polly

{01:00} {cactusbob} what time y0u out tomorro beery?

{01:00} * beersoft makes note in outhouse - meet up with random internet bloke in pub, hope not a 13 year old girl or a copper

{01:00} {beersoft} about 8:30/9ish

{01:00} {cactusbob} see you then then

{01:01} {beersoft} cool

{01:01} {cactusbob} i'll where a skirt

{01:01} {beersoft} mines a wifebeater

{01:01} {cactusbob} nn

{01:01} {beersoft} your not scottish?

{01:01} {cactusbob} no

{01:01} {beersoft} its called a frock!

{01:01} {cactusbob} ta ta

{01:02} {beersoft} later,

{01:02} * beersoft thinks about sleeping

{01:02} * cactusbob has quit IRC (Quit: SmartIrc.net 1.0 signing off)

{01:02} {RichieM} ah beersoft has a date :lol:

{01:02} {Brody} lol

{01:02} {beersoft} hehehe

{01:02} {RichieM} does Mrs Soft know?

{01:02} {beersoft} err.. she's asleep

{01:03} {beersoft} this might be a bad thing

{01:03} {Brody} lol

{01:04} * beersoft checks score card for beers with people he met in internet chat rooms

{01:04} {RichieM} i think i'm gonna catch some Z's

{01:04} {RichieM} nn chaps

{01:04} {Brody} nn

{01:04} {beersoft} ok, will and paul both count as normal people, so im 2 for 2

{01:04} {squall} beersoft notes squall is due him a night full if he gets him into the meet

{01:04} {RichieM} Will = Noraml :?

{01:04} {RichieM} *Normal

{01:04} {beersoft} i have low standards

{01:04} {RichieM} you sure :lol:

{01:05} {RichieM} ah ok

{01:05} {RichieM} :D

{01:05} {beersoft} well he wasn't a cid or a girl so that was ok

{01:05} {RichieM} hehe

{01:05} {beersoft} and i did get him lost im milton keynes

{01:05} * RichieM addes notes to beersofts file

{01:06} * RichieM goes to do something else

{01:06} * RichieM is now known as RichieM_Away

{01:06} * beersoft forwards the other 40 volumes to RichieM_Away via fedex

{01:06} * beersoft wanders off to bed, later chaps

{01:06} * beersoft is now known as beersoft_sleeping|away

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