Guest Ras Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 ... to steal my house mates new C500??? :wink: Orange want £175 to upgrade my E200 :) , figured stealing was the best option, any tips???
Guest amo Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 got a suggestion, involves 2 monkeys...a knife fight....fire......and a ball of string... not sure if im allowed to post the details :)
Guest Ras Posted September 23, 2004 Report Posted September 23, 2004 LOL - I like your "Monkey Island" style... USE (2 Monkeys) with (KNIFE FIGHT), causing distraction! USE (Ball of String) with (House Mate), then USE (FIRE) with (TIED UP HOUSE MATE) and steal phone... were your thoughts along those lines ;-) P
Guest verbetex Posted September 23, 2004 Report Posted September 23, 2004 Sounds like a genius plan! Wonder if it'll work with a guy in my office too :)
Guest gvr Posted September 27, 2004 Report Posted September 27, 2004 LOL - I like your "Monkey Island" style... USE (2 Monkeys) with (KNIFE FIGHT), causing distraction! USE (Ball of String) with (House Mate), then USE (FIRE) with (TIED UP HOUSE MATE) and steal phone... were your thoughts along those lines ;-) P Its all well and good, turning out to be a well constructed theft..........and then for no apparent reason you BURN you housemate!! A touch sadistic methinks :twisted:
Guest Ras Posted September 27, 2004 Report Posted September 27, 2004 simply removing witnesses to my theft ;-) as Bart Simpson once said "Nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything" ...now has anybody got a couple of monkeys I could borrow??? :twisted:
Guest gvr Posted September 27, 2004 Report Posted September 27, 2004 I cant remember the exact episode but Homers approach to the 'questionable' activity he was involved in was to cover his eyes and proclaim "if I cant see it, its not illegal!" :) The guy is a genius!
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