Guest Will Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 I have a party to go to this weekend, the theme is chav fashion. anyone have cheap ideas on my get-up.. i'll post pictures at the weekend! Help i don't understand this??!!! Will
Guest meatgrinder Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 www.chavscum.co.uk http://www.glesga.ndo.co.uk/ both are excellent "chav" themed websites as far as a quick giude goes - get sum addidas/nike tracksuit bottoms, tuck them into your socks (white, or burberry :)) wear white shoes - couple it with a fred perry/burberry jumper/ anything with a HUGE and tasteless logo on it (lots of kickers jumpers have this..) - the aim being to make sure every1 knows u bought your jumper purely on its pricetag, and not its looks. finish it off with a baseball cap, and you'll b ther :lol: (burberry branded being the BEST choice of the ned/chav). hope this helps, lol Dave
Guest beersoft Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 try shellsuits and burbry (or however you spell it), white reboks strong and finish it off with white cider (2l bottels or bigger, bonus points if its 100% extra free) and cheap fags later Owen knowing far too much about this for his own good
Guest squall Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 windows mobile jackets and caps could also work :)
Guest zeta101 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 also go up to people at the party and eyeball them and say "you f'ing starting?!!"... also if you have a old nokia lying around take that...hehe
Guest ferret Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 You could try searching the www.argos.co.uk catalogue for CHAV - you might be amused by the results! as feature in the b3ta newsletter
Guest nedge2k Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 You may also want to...ahem..."invest" in a nova/corsa/saxo/escort/cavalier with the crappiest engine available, some jap style stickers of non-jap companies, led washer jets, an led tail pipe trim, a rusty exhaust (for that lovely chav car sound), a skanky sticky back plastic style body kit, alot of primer (chavs cant afford paint), a nice set of "chrome" plastic hub caps, a really poor quality sound system which rattles the number plates, oh and the ability to lech over fit birds (a nice air horn is a must), drive round the town centre in circles for at least three hours and drive everywhere in first gear with a "im hard" look on your face. All a man needs to become a total tw*t, sorry chav :)
Guest Jon_ Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 lookie at http://www.cecimoz.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs2.htm (flash)
Guest chucky.egg Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 ...and don't wash your hair or shave properly between now and then Try to get some: - "quality" gold jewelery (quality=huge gold chains and plastic looking rings) - tarmac or cement dust on your trousers - chips, in a paper wrapper, that you can chew with your mouth open Just how bigoted are we, eh?
Guest verbetex Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 One of the essential and defining elements to a chav is the hat: 1) MUST be burbery 2) MUST be worn in one of the two following manners: a) at an angle so great that it's about to fall off your head! :) twisted round slightly (i believe about 45degs is the regulatory angle) Snatch Quote "Ooh you b*****d, I f***ing hate pikeys"
Guest meatgrinder Posted September 30, 2004 Report Posted September 30, 2004 LMAO @ that metro!!! Dave
Guest beersoft Posted October 1, 2004 Report Posted October 1, 2004 i wonder if smart will do bodypannels in that style?? later Owen
Guest gvr Posted October 4, 2004 Report Posted October 4, 2004 i wonder if smart will do bodypannels in that style?? I hope so. I'm sure there's a Robin Reliant crying out for chav status!!
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