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Guest beersoft
Posted

also known as "Not getting out of the jeep and kicking the loins in the nuts"

As some of you know, There is a chat link at the top of the screen, i have taken it on myself to spread the word of whats good and whats not so good to ask and/or talk about in the chat

some basics:

give us a chance to reply to you, we may not be sitting there waiting for your question

don't keep asking the same question over and over again, if we know the answer we will reply, if we are asleep we wont

CAPSLOCK isn't required

would you kiss your mother with that mouth? profanity isn't big or clever

Questions not to ask

question) "can i unlock $latestsmartphone for free?"

answer) is always "No, check www.imei-check.co.uk"

Q) "but i dont have paypal/creditcard/£20/im poor/im a cheapskate please help me my phone"

A) "you would need to ask www.imei-check.co.uk if they do charity work, and no we won't pay it for you"

Q) "where can i download $latestgameonhandango for free"

A) "* you was kicked from #smartphone by $mod - [NO WAREZ]"

Q) i lost my serial number for $randomapp, can someone help me?"

A) "* you was kicked from #smartphone by $mod - [NO WAREZ]" its not that we don't belive you but we have rules, and rules is rules

later

Owen

Posted

and another one that always gets me...

"May i ask a question?"

hehehe, it's waht it's there for ^_^ (and us people who idle there all day)

Guest beersoft
Posted

i forgot one

"anyone here got a E200/MPx200/C500 here?"

or

12:00 -!- modaco1234[[email protected]] has joined #smartphone

12:00 Hi

12:00 -!- modaco1234 [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]

ok, back on my medication

later

Owen

Guest nedge2k
Posted
also known as "Not getting out of the jeep and kicking the loins in the nuts"

You forgot the "I'm too lazy to search the forum, tell me the answer to a stupidly obvious/easy to find question because you obviously have nothing else better to do than cater to my ignorence"

Please remember guys....we dont work for modaco, we help because we can ^_^

Posted

The best one is when they talk about warez, are warned and then private message you asking again! KICK! ^_^

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