The Balloonist

[Guest Disco Stu]

A man in a hot air balloon realised he had become lost in the heavy mist that had descended. He reduced height and, spotting a man below, shouted to him.

Balloonist: “Excuse me, but can you tell me where I am?”

Man: “Yes, you are in a hot air balloon hovering about 10 metres above this field.”

Balloonist: “You must work in Information Technology!”

Man: “I do but how do you know that?”

Balloonist: “Well, what you have told me is technically correct but useless information in terms of my situation.”

Man: “You must work in business!”

Balloonist: “I do, but how do you know that?”

Man: “Well, you don’t know where you are or where you are going, but you expect me to be able to help. You are in the same position now as you were before we met, except you think it’s now my fault.”

[Guest TigerNet]

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