Guest Matt Kirby Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only two, but they must be very small.
Guest mike-oh Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 aaaahahahaha! That's pretty good. :D
Guest chucky.egg Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 Took me 30 seconds to get that (as one said to the other)
Guest Samsonite Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 how many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? cant be done....it's a hardware problem!! sorry
Guest vanessa Posted March 31, 2005 Report Posted March 31, 2005 How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb ? Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
Guest TigerNet Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Only two, but they must be very small. Oh dear!!! :D
Guest confused and hungover Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold the bulb, the other to spin the room round.
Guest Matt Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb ? Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or- How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb? None - the lightbulb not working isn't a bug, its a feature. Either that or they define a new industry standard called "Darkness" and say it's what everyone should be using.
Guest mupwangle Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? FISH!!! (or 3 - 1 to feed the giraffe and the other 2 to fill the bath with pink custard) How many country and western singers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2 - one to change it and the other to sing about how they'll miss the old one. How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 3 - one to change it and the other two to talk about her behind her back. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, but she holds it and waits for the world to revolve around her. Sorry for the blatant sexism there. ;-)
Guest scm7rap Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? FISH!!! (or 3 - 1 to feed the giraffe and the other 2 to fill the bath with pink custard) How many country and western singers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2 - one to change it and the other to sing about how they'll miss the old one. How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 3 - one to change it and the other two to talk about her behind her back. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, but she holds it and waits for the world to revolve around her. Sorry for the blatant sexism there. ;-) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blatant sexism eh? right then... (apologies in advance tothose affected) Why does it take two women with PMT to change a lightbulb? A: BECAUSE IT JUST DOES! OKAY!!!? --------------------- And the original mouse joke: superb! Took me a few seconds to get it too!!
Guest philgriffiths Posted April 1, 2005 Report Posted April 1, 2005 (edited) Ahem.... How many Men does it take to change a lightbulb? None... let the B**ch cook in the dark! EDIT: just thought of another one: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But only if the lightbulb really wants to change Edited April 1, 2005 by philgriffiths
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