Voting fun

[Guest beersoft]

as its getting to that time of year again when its vote for me, im a lier, i need to decide how to vote

have fun

later

Owen

[Guest i_oWn_u]

you look like someone i would have a beer [ 1 ] [11.11%]

my puppy didnt try and kill you [ 0 ] [0.00%]

your female and 'hot' [ 4 ] [44.44%]

i read your bumph you stuck through the letter box and i agree with you, more than i agree with the other bumph i have [ 0 ] [0.00%]

your name entertains me [ 1 ] [11.11%]

you dont look like a criminal in your press photo [ 2 ] [22.22%]

all of the above [ 0 ] [0.00%]

none of the above [ 0 ] [0.00%]

i can't vote [ 0 ] [0.00%]

elections are for loosers [ 1 ] [11.11%]

its pretty obvious

[Guest Disco Stu]

So...uh....does that mean that one of your local candidates is a foxy chick ?

[Guest morpheus2702]

VOTE MOOG!!!

[Guest beersoft]

i wish one of our candidates was a foxy chick, but nope

one looks like david blunket

one looks like a stern head teacher

one looks like a bit of a jackthelad

and the last one has a beard

so this year, do as morph says, an "VOTE MOOG"

later

Owen

[Guest morpheus2702]

Owen, I think we are in the same ward (voting, not hospital) - I'll happily put down 'MOOG' on my ballot if you do... ;)

[Guest beersoft]

jim, i think your on to a good one ;)

/me tries to talk the better half into voting moog as well

later

Owen

[Guest Dr Who]

jim, i think your on to a good one ;)

/me tries to talk the better half into voting moog as well

later

Owen

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I know someone in the Keynes. So is that A Moog or The Moog - I can't tell from your avatar beersoft.

[Guest beersoft]

Its both ;)

the moog has a special place in my heart for all the stupid fat dogs that i know

and nothing rocks a party better than a few cds of the moog cookbook ;)

later

Owen

[Guest Spanglimungus]

It concerns me greatly that anyone would want to vote for beersoft. :evil:

I here he has alcoholic tendancies and an unhealthy fixation with bad europop.

Elect him and our national anthem would be change to Dancing Queen but performed by the London Phyllomonic Orchestra. :roll:

[Guest beersoft]

It concerns me greatly that anyone would want to vote for beersoft. :evil:

I here he has alcoholic tendancies and an unhealthy fixation with bad europop.

Elect him and our national anthem would be change to Dancing Queen but performed by the London Phyllomonic Orchestra. :roll:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think the alcoholic tendancies and the europop is a great reason to vote for me (at least you know what your getting, and when the deviant sexual practices come out in the paper you wont be shocked ;))

later

Owen

"Vote MOOG, Goshdarnit!"

[Guest morpheus2702]

when the deviant sexual practices come out in the paper you wont be shocked

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Quite right. Did you ever give back the belt you lent to Michael Hutchence? Bob Geldoff is willing to pay top dollar for it.

And I told you Steven Milligan liked oranges. ;)

[Guest Spanglimungus]

It concerns me greatly that anyone would want to vote for beersoft. :evil:

I here he has alcoholic tendancies and an unhealthy fixation with bad europop.

Elect him and our national anthem would be change to Dancing Queen but performed by the London Phyllomonic Orchestra. :roll:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Can I just say that I believe this to be the bestest maiden post ever to be written on this forum.

Yeah dude, I rock ;)

[Guest beersoft]

yes Spanglimungus its a great first post, but are you going to vote moog??

and jim, yes i did get the belt back from mike ;)

later

Owen

[Guest awarner [MVP]]

Beery gets my vote as you know you can trust his unique way of thinking ;)

Also you can be sure that when the time comes he WOULD press the red button just to make sure it's working and the puppy has not eaten the wiring.

[Guest beersoft]

you do all know i will rule with AN IRON FIST!!!!

other things on the maifesto are

removing wednesdays - getting rid of 1 day gives us an extra 4 hours of sleeping time

having special "Kid free" weekends in all major shopping centres

reducing the school holidays to 3 weeks so that they dont play on my lawn all the bloody time, grr get off my lawn you buggers

and the one i think that would be an election winner - banning off shore call centers, or at least giving you the option like "press one to hold, or press two to go to some random country you have never heard of and chat to someone called 'dave' who is fully trained but dont use any slang as we haven't covered that yet, thank you for calling hsbc"

later

Owen - Your next president of the universe

[Guest morpheus2702]

So going for the 'fatherly dictatorship' vote eh? You get mine if:

a) You abolish Tuesdays. At least Wednesday's have the virtue of letting you know that you are half way through the week. Tuesdays serve no purpose. Replace Tuesday with two Sundays.

;) Also add 'pensioner free' to the list of weekend exclusions. Stop them causing pile-ups in the middle of supermarket aisles as they come to an instant halt to check the price of kidney beans or incontinence pants. Goes hand-in-hand with banning Nissan Micras from our roads.

[Guest beersoft]

well, there will be pension day passed for all oldfolk and a strict time limit on dithering allowed in supermarkets and shops in general

and no more than 10 oldpeople in town at any one point

and as the people have spoken, we will drop tuesdays

later

Owen

"voted moog"

[Guest morpheus2702]

Well, that's two votes for Moog. Go back to Doiley Wood and prepare for government!

[Guest Disco Stu]

Speech ready, Beery ?

[Guest beersoft]

i have my speech writers knocking one together

i need some minions^wgovernment types to help run the country

i have a shortlist ;)

later

Owen

[Guest morpheus2702]

But we have an understanding Beery, that we created 'New Moog' together and that you'll step down in your second term? ;)

[Guest Disco Stu]

Any news from the exit polls ?

[Guest squall]

apparently labour winning with reduced majority. latest estimate down to 66.

labour taken first 2 seats now to!

for the latest results click on the chat link!

[Guest beersoft]

well, my first plan as the new ruler is invade the island in the middle of willen lake and exile all the evil mute swans

my totaly legal reason for this is swans are evil and upset the presidental puppy, but the official reason is that there is gold on that island and i want it to pay off my bar tab

EDIT: i've just been informed by my advisor that there isn't any gold on that island and its a nature reserve for swans, but im still going to do it anyway

later

Owen

Edited May 5, 2005 by beersoft