Man Caught W@nking In Conservatory

[Guest pisquee]

Found on Hitched forums, and thought it was so funny I crossposted it.

Gross gross gross!

I have just opened my (frosted) bathroom window to let some air in, looked out, and below me is next doors conservatory.

In the conservatory, stark bollock naked, reclining on a steamer chair is my lovely next door neighbour. Not only is he naked but he is also wanking for England! As I look out of the window he looks up and sees me. Noooooo nooooooooo!

He and his wife are so lovely, we often go round for drinks or they come round here. How can I ever look him in the eye? I shut the window so fast I broke a finger nail. Bad enough to have seen him but what if he thinks I was actually watching him. Cringe cringe cringe!

Think I am going to have to move house.

http://www.hitched.co.uk/sbforum/topic.asp...897&whichpage=1

[Guest kc8lir]

Found on Hitched forums, and thought it was so funny I crossposted it.

Gross gross gross!

I have just opened my (frosted) bathroom window to let some air in, looked out, and below me is next doors conservatory.

In the conservatory, stark bollock naked, reclining on a steamer chair is my lovely next door neighbour. Not only is he naked but he is also wanking for England! As I look out of the window he looks up and sees me. Noooooo nooooooooo!

He and his wife are so lovely, we often go round for drinks or they come round here. How can I ever look him in the eye? I shut the window so fast I broke a finger nail. Bad enough to have seen him but what if he thinks I was actually watching him. Cringe cringe cringe!

Think I am going to have to move house.

http://www.hitched.co.uk/sbforum/topic.asp...897&whichpage=1

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I have to admit, that is hysterical.. LOL