Guest confused and hungover Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff waits, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Guest TigerNet Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff waits, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" :D where's the joke? This is Bush we are talking about!!! :o :( :lol: :P Cheers Nick
Guest Pondrew Posted October 6, 2005 Report Posted October 6, 2005 :D where's the joke? This is Bush we are talking about!!! :o :( :lol: :P Cheers Nick <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's funny because it's... :D
Guest TigerNet Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 It's funny because it's... :o ...I was being sarcastic!!! :( Cheers Nick
Guest confused and hungover Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 he he he he he he................. brazilion.....
Guest bretto Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 hahaha..... brazilion..... Scott took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Mary?" asked Scott. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Scott again asked Mary what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Mary responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy
Guest TigerNet Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 hahaha..... brazilion..... Scott took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Mary?" asked Scott. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Scott again asked Mary what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Mary responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy :o :( :lol: :P
Guest chucky.egg Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 Yeah, OK, but how many is a Brazilian? :o
Guest Disco Stu Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 Yeah, OK, but how many is a Brazilian? :( <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't actually know but SanDisk have announced a 1 brazillobyte SD card for release in Q4 :o
Guest confused and hungover Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 I don't actually know but SanDisk have announced a 1 brazillobyte SD card for release in Q4 :o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> wow, i could get like, a brazillion movies on that
Guest Pondrew Posted October 7, 2005 Report Posted October 7, 2005 wow, i could get like, a brazillion movies on that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to mention a brazillion brazillion pics! :o
Guest chucky.egg Posted October 8, 2005 Report Posted October 8, 2005 (edited) But at low res, surely you couldn't get a brazillion brazillion pics if they were on a brazillion megapixel camera? When me and my brothers were little nippers "obler" (pronounced ob-ler) was the biggest number in the whole world. Bigger than infinity + 1! Edited October 8, 2005 by chucky.egg
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