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an ode to stan A.K.A weswes19


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Guest crimminsky
Posted

As requested i've copied this from the other thread for your amusement ;)

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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..

bought this Spv at all

The MS clouds are in my window..

But I can't see much all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

But your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

It's not so bad..

[weswes19 as 'Stan']

Dear Orange, I wrote but you still ain't callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two E-mails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the your office or somethin

Sometimes I scribble words too sloppy when I jot 'em

but anyways; fek it, what's been up? Man how's your update?

My girlfriend's needs one too, I'm bout to get Irate

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?

I'ma name her Spiv

I read about your Uncle Bill too I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some Glitch wiv windowsCE tm

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm was your biggest fan

I even got the Tube map crap that you did with your cert Scam

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the stuff you did with Hexacto too, that stuff was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, your ex biggest fan

This is weswes19

{Chorus: Dido}

[weswes19 as 'Stan']

Dear Orange, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's F***** UP you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your cs room

you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an E-mail for Matthew

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for new Games,

four months and you just said, "No."

That's pretty shi**y man - you was his blinkin idol

He wants to be on Vodafone, he hates you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we signed the contact- you said if I'd write you

you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my facts neither;

you always lie and make up stuff about it being Beta

I can relate to what you're saying on your site

so when I have a shi**y day, I drift away and put it on

cause I don't really got sh*t else so that sh*t helps when I'm GPRS'd

I even got a tattoo of Orange across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like SLURP, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is Boll**ks, and I disrespect you cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you O, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, weswes19 -- P.S.

We should get free sms too

{Chorus: Dido}

[weswes19 as 'Stan']

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last package I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my E-mail I'm sending you, I hope you read it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey Orange, I drank a fifth of a shot of vodka , you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

I had it a ringtone, I thought it'd work

but it didn't, then I found this BB I managed to workround it

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 Posts now, I'm drowsy

and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall

I loved you Orange, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Orange; {*screaming*} Shut up woman! I'm tryin to talk!

Hey Orange, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk

but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you

cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now

Oh sh*t, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this E-mail out? me phones just crashed.

{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}

.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

{Chorus: Dido}

[Orange]

Dear weswes19, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

You said your girlfriend's on orange now, how far along is she?

Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that

and here's an autograph for your brother,

I wrote it on the top up card

I'm sorry I didn't send you any games, I musta missed you

Don't think I did that stuff intentionally just to diss you

But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too?

I say that s**t just clownin dogg,

c'mon - how freaked up is you?

You got some issues weswes19, I think you need some counseling

to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And what's this crap about Free sms?

That type of crap'll make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and your girlfriend need each other

or maybe you just need to treat her to a better phone

I hope you get to read this E-mail, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but weswes19

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a customer

I just don't want you to do some crazy sh*t

I seen this one newbee on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was Playing with his Spv

and in the car they found a Phone, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

Damn!

Guest AsherUK
Posted

We should start a thread of songs that can be related (or modified to relate to) the SPV and it's pros and cons.

I'd have to opt for System Addict by Five Star or should that be Forum Addict !? (Yeah I know, I'm sad for even remembering that one !).

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Take a look at me

wired to a machine.

Never would believe it

this can't be happening.

Boxes that go beep

little lights that leap.

Tapping on a keyboard

what's happening to me?

And when the electricity starts to flow

The fuse that's on my sanity's got to blow.

Forum addict - I never can get enough -

Forum addict - never can give it up.

Beauty or a beast

don't know which I see.

Still I couldn't leave it

fascination won't cease.

You know it's got the best of me

Sight and sound untangled in complexity all around.

Forum addict - I never can get enough ......

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Well I'm off to get a life and do something constructive, but maybe first I'll just have a quick look at a few more red folders ! ;)

Posted

Not necessarily about the SPV, but I know a tune thats relevant to both Orange and the experience of using the hardware...

Hellfire Club - Bitch ;)

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Guest crimminsky
Posted

how about Silver dream machine??? you yonger ones will have never heard of it...heh heh

Posted
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I bought this Spv at all...

Good god.

Guest crimminsky
Posted

that was almost a quote from WESWES19 in another post , he had a helluva rant at orange about how bad the SPV was to him. ;)

Posted

Its official, you guys have way too much time on your hands ;)

Guest AsherUK
Posted

It's not true ! ... I have very little spare time, but the SPV is sooooo important to me and without it I just couldn't live ! (or play doom on the train !) ;) .. and anyway, I class the time I spend on this forum as technical research !! :wink:

... now back to thinking of SPV / Orange related songs: :lol:

Money for nothing - Dire Straits ?

(for Orange) ...Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free

(for me) ... I want my, I want my, I want my SPV !

umm... maybe I do spend too much time here :oops:

Guest Knight_Rider
Posted

Guys how about smack my bitch up for when the damn things really playing up

Guest Knight_Rider
Posted

Also .....

"Why does it always rain on me"

Or modify the Busted song

"Ive been to the year 3000, not much has changed even digital certs, and the brand new Sony P8000 is pretty fine"

Also

"I hate you so much right now"

"Take it all the way"

"Just the way Im feeling"

"Cant get you out of my head"

"How do I live without you"

"In too deep"

Modified Titles

"I lost my heart in the Orange Helpline"

"Sounds of the SPV"

"The phone all the bad guys want"

"Crash another day"

"Holding on for an update"

"SPV on TV"

Ok who says I got too much time on my hands ;)

Guest HelloDave
Posted

How about a bit of Foo Fighters with All My Life?

It's a bit late now, and I really can't be bothered to adapt the words, but some of the verses are so appropriate!

All my life I've been searching for somethin'

Somethin’ never comes, never leads to nuthin’

Nothin’ satisfies, but I’m getting close  

Closer to the prize at the end of the road

All night long I dream of the day,

When it comes around, and it’s taken away

Leaves me with the feelin that I feel the most

And i feel it come to life when I see your ghost

Will I find the believer?

Another one who believes  

Another one to deceive

Over and over down on my knees

DONE! DONE! ONTO THE NEXT ONE DONE

DONE I'M DONE AND I'M ONTO THE NEXT ONE

DONE! DONE! ONTO THE NEXT ONE DONE  

DONE! I'M DONE AND I'M ONTO THE NEXT!

Does Dave Grohl have an SPV? ;)

Posted

Heh, was laughing out loud at that.

Genius, crimminsky!

Guest stillwaiting
Posted

You guys have way too much time on your hands

Crimminsky- you should record it and put it on the site as a wav file so we can all use it as a ringtone

P.S Nice work

Guest Knight_Rider
Posted

Yeah it would make a great ring tone just what I need ;)

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