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Guest sasha26
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I have a secret regarding the Dash...

Tell me a funny story and I might share it with you... :rolleyes:

Guest jcjdoss
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I have a secret regarding the Dash...

Tell me a funny story and I might share it with you... :rolleyes:

I have a secret funny story, tell me a secret about the Dash and I might share it with you... :(

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re#1

guy walks into a bar ............... says "ouch"

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sasha26 has a secret about the Dash

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Guest samawil
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Alright, I have a funny story,

A 40 year old man wearing a nice white suit with croc leather boots, gold chains, etc walks up to a girl at a bar and starts chatting her up..his friends notice him from accross the room. They decide to make sure that she knows exactly what kind of man she is dealing with so one of them picks up his dash and calls the guy...an annoying ring starts blaring out of his jacket, but he refuses to even look at the phone...voicemail...so the friend tries again, and again he doesn't answer,by the 5th time this happens, to girl tells him to please answer the phone, because if she has to hear the tune from the A team one more time she might have to shoot herself, so he decides to answer the phone...what kind of phone was it?

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Guest chucky.egg
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My grandad's friend used to be able to get his bottom lip up over the end of his nose.

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