Guest Disco Stu Posted June 12, 2007 Report Posted June 12, 2007 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: " Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "£105,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $450,000" for it. MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £410,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £40,000 if it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Guest kame1986 Posted June 18, 2007 Report Posted June 18, 2007 looks kinda long at first but yeah i like it !
Guest RyanPittman7 Posted June 20, 2007 Report Posted June 20, 2007 looks kinda long at first but yeah i like it ! That's what my girlfriend says. I like that joke. T'was a classic. I told it to my grandparents, and they patted me on the back.
Guest mikeeey Posted June 23, 2007 Report Posted June 23, 2007 lol. by looking at the prices she named it looked like it used to be $ but it was replaced by £?
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