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[Guest Emad]

Things to say if you're caught sleeping at your desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating against people who do Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot!

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

..............." in Jesus Name, Amen." (adapt to your own religion)

:lol:

[Guest Vector]

HAHA, no.1 has got to be the best :lol:

[Guest Richie M]

He He, they wouldn't work for when i got caught asleep at my desk the other month;

Jon - "Richie......Richie.......RICHIE"

Me - "what?"

Jon - "Wake up mate"

Me - "I weren't asleep"

Jon - "You were snoring!"

Ha ha - two minutes later our Boss came :shock: close call :lol:

[Guest midnight]

i wasnt snoring i was speaking the words of allah