Guest benny Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 We get a free copy at work. On p. 33, there's a heading entitled "Mobile Phones That Offer A Hotline To Porn", and guess what the picture next to it is of? Yup, good ol' SPV! Quote: "Orange has always viewed its customers as responsible individiuals. The customer is best placed to decide the kind of content and services they wish to access". So we're "responsible individuals", are we? Cool...how about decertifying all your SPVs then, Orange? B
Guest awarner [MVP] Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Whoever wrote this probably read tomdbomb61's post yesterday when he talked about downloading porn :) ive found that wot impresses people the most is mobile porn! for example u download porn films bang them on ur memory card and impress all ya mates! theyll have never seen porn movies on a fone b4! ull be the envy of your mates lol just dont let ur mum catch u ! lol tj
Guest fraser Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Yesterday? I'm surprised it took that long before someone mentioned pr0n. Or is everyone lying about encoding South Park for the DivX player and actually working thru the rocco series? :)
Guest lukeyboy Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 hehe, I like the disclaimer about getting the daily mail free! Wouldn't want to admit buying that. Anyway, reminded me of the time I let my mates play with my phone in the pub. A few days later when I was showing some other friends how you could connect to the net, in the history was www.pantyhosefetishes.com Dunno whether they actually visited or not but imagine the shame and how much abuse I got for that one! :twisted: :)
Guest Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 ROFL! Unlucky Lukeyboy! I took a picture of my mate yesterday to demo what the phone can do, but I'd also stuck some pr0n on my phone earlier, so I pulled up a picture of some page 3 bird's a55 and said "using the built-in photo-manipulation software I can make your face much more attractive..." :twisted:
Guest benny Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 You got that right - wouldn't be seen dead parting with cash for that pathetic attempt at a newspaper! (random example - an entire page deovted to whether or whenther we shouldn't use torture while interrogating terrorist suspects. Jeez....) I too have fallen foul of the pr0n trap. Luckily, it was only my girlfriend that found in my "favourites" list, so I was able to explain my way out of that one. Memo to self. Don't show off in the future! PS - if you really, really think you want to look at that website...please don't do it at work. Or around other people. B
Guest fraser Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 OK, seeing as we are going for bad links, try some -self censored-. Same warning as bennys link applies...not for the faint of heart, and not for the office. This one is a Slashdot.org favourite. People find all sorts of ways of getting folk to click on links to it, such as using redirects in web page cgi (so it looks like an e.g. microsoft.com link) and so it. It's the primary reason for the Slashdot web code inserting [microsoft.com] at the end of every hyperlink. UPDATE: I removed the link after reading lukeyboy's comment. Personally I believe that any parent who leaves their kids alone on the net is completely irresponsible, but it's a fair point. Anyone who's been around the net for a while will know of this goat related link! :)
Guest lukeyboy Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Boys, behave with the links - jeez, kids come here (that was concerned parent mode btw). My link wasnt even there and i was only demonstrating a point that you shouldn't let your mates alone with the phone. :oops:
Guest Firaas Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Heh. Has anyone actually not visited porn on the SPV? Worked for impressing my mates too, although it was over the net rather than pre-downloaded.
Guest Syvwlch Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 I'm almost ashamed to say I haven't been to a pr0n site with the SPV...
Guest benny Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Hmm, good point. Link removed in terms of taste and decency! B
Guest lukeyboy Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Don't worry about the links boys. A few things we have learnt from this thread! 1. Dont leave your spv with your mates 2. Dont leave your children with the net 3. Dont read the daily mail
Guest fraser Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Don't worry Benny, your link may be gone, but it's not forgotten. It's already been IM'd around the office!! I run a private webserver at home for my own use. I'm thinking about putting the image in the rootDir, just in case anyone gets nosy... :)
Guest Syvwlch Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Just got home and raced to that goat site... X'D I liked the dolphin link, too.
Guest neuronisis Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Great thread. Well i may as well come clean(npi), when i first used my SPV for the internet i went to check my hotmail 1st and prOn 2nd, he he he :) hey i'm a man!, may as well put this phone to some good use and yes like above, it's great for impressing your mates!! As for video, well, here's a tip:- I use my 128mb SD Card for movies, mp3's...blah blah blah and my 8mb SD Card(free with the phone) for prOn, it's great too as it fits snuggly in my wallet. Other bonuses are, Chances are low risk at being found out it's organized, Oh and imagine IF you just got home, then you realized you left you phone at work. Then like a bolt of THUNDER it dawned on you, you have 82mb of prOn on your SD Card!!! ;) Now, must get back to my encoding.......
Guest neuronisis Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 Great thread. Well i may as well come clean(npi), when i first used my SPV for the internet i went to check my hotmail 1st and prOn 2nd, he he he :) hey i'm a man!, may as well put this phone to some good use and yes like above, it's great for impressing your mates!! As for video, well, here's a tip:- I use my 128mb SD Card for movies, mp3's...blah blah blah and my 8mb SD Card(free with the phone) for prOn, it's great too as it fits snuggly in my wallet. Other bonuses are, Chances are low risk at being found out it's organized, Oh and imagine IF you just got home, then you realized you left you phone at work. Then like a bolt of THUNDER it dawned on you, you have 82mb of prOn on your SD Card!!! ;) Now, must get back to my encoding.......
Guest Syvwlch Posted March 4, 2003 Report Posted March 4, 2003 The goat site actually comes up rather well on PIE as such things go. (First post by SPV).
Guest casper508 Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Don't worry about the links boys. A few things we have learnt from this thread! 1. Dont leave your spv with your mates 2. Dont leave your children with the net 3. Dont read the daily mail 4. Clear HISTORY more often :)
Guest cyrilthefish Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Hehe! i found this after leaving my old phone (siemens SL45i) unguarded once in a pub! :) ;)
Guest pete1312 Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Sorry guys, but I think it's time this topic was locked (preferably deleted altogether)! I'm not a prude - and yes I've got a bit of porn on my own SPV, but I don't think it's appropriate to publish numerous porn sites on this Forum, where Minors have full access!! Just my 2p.
Guest benny Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 It was funny looking back on it now! I did manage to spray a mouthful of beer out of my nose at the time though :roll: With regard to "adult content" on forums...yeah, its not really the time or the place, but if a kid is smart enough to read a forum, then they're probably smart enough to Google for pr0n anyway. B
Guest fraser Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Finally, a use for that card! I was thinking along those lines...it would be nice to have some short divx "scenes" on the phone, some filth will always impress more guys than Matrix trailers ever can, but I was worried about them showing up in the list for normal use.
Guest fixit Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Looking at this thread, it becomes obvious why the designers spent so much time making sure you could operate this handset one handed.....
Guest Monolithix [MVP] Posted March 5, 2003 Report Posted March 5, 2003 Agreed pete1312, it has gone completely off topic and i'm sure everyone can find other places to give suggestions for what to "use" the phone for. ;p Topic locked.
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