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Guest Groatsey
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Anyone got any funny stories about their SPV or Orange?

Here is a true one to get the ball rolling!

I had a tiny fly/crawly thing under my screen a while back. It used to dance about when I phoned it in vibrate mode. It just slid about for a short while after that and now its gone. -TRUE STORY

ALL funny storys are Welcome!

Guest madu
Posted

Yes, apparently it sometimes works as a phone!! :)

Guest martin
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I had a tiny fly/crawly thing under my screen a while back. It used to dance about when I phoned it in vibrate mode. It just slid about for a short while after that and now its gone. -TRUE STORY

Shouldn't this have been posted in BUGTRACK :)

Guest martin
Posted

"What's that stupid looking thing doing behind the glass", thought the fly. :)

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Microsoft Press Release:

NEW FEATURE FOR SMARTPHONE 2002

Microsoft are pleased to announce a new feature for thier Smartphone 2002 platform: "The Dancing Fly" V 1.0. This has been developed as an added entertainment benefit for Smartphone users, and features a Fly behind the screen that alerts you to incoming calls and messages by dancing manically.

Bill Bug, Head of Smartphone entertainment team:

“We hope that this will give much enjoyment to all users, and we have BIG plans for this type of technology for the future”

This exciting new element of the Smartphone OS is available as an Over The Air upgrade for all existing users.

Request this update from the following URL:

http://www.microsoft.com/platforms/smartph...fly/request.asp

Guest mrjuglas
Posted

I feel cheated, that link doesn't work!

Guest Groatsey
Posted

Microsoft Press Release:

NEW FEATURE FOR SMARTPHONE 2002

Microscoff comes to the aid of the Microsoft Smartphone.

Microsoft today announced a new partnership with a new micro solutions provider Microscoff.

At a mere (250 to 300 microns) in length the solution is completely antennaeless, the body is translucent and features a grabbing mouthpiece.

Buzz Casey, Head of Smartphone development team:

"This is our most innovative solution to date. Since the launch of our new Smartphone we have been beleaguered with the dust under the screen issue."

Microscoff dust mites came to the rescue with the much welcomed solution. The dust mites simply crawl down the Smartphone gap of their choice and take up residence. The regular supply of food (dust) means that this is a lifetime solution (for the dust mites). Clearing of the dust is initiated by music, ringtones and vibration alerts.

Buzz Bush continued:

"Initially it sounded a bit far fetched, however, we have given this practical solution our full support and are now looking for other ways of exploiting these valued dust mites."

Download on the fly @

http://www.Microscoff.com/dustmite/shop.htm

Over The Air upgrade @

http://www.orange.com/dustmite/shop.htm

Guest awarner [MVP]
Posted

Groatsey please don't crosspost

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