Jump to content

Cock Sucking Frog


Recommended Posts

Guest Martin@Home
Posted

A guy comes back from the amazon with a present for his wife.

Eagerly opening the cardboard box, she says "What is it ?"

"Its a cock sucking frog", says hubby.

"What am i supposed to do with that" she asks.

Husband replies "Teach it to cook then badword off" :)

Guest adam
Posted

Heard that one before, heres a text I got recently:

Mick Hucknall was arrested for having sex with an underage rabbit last night. Apparently, he was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to mention!!

Guest adam
Posted

Well thats disturbing, but I did start it! Funny though! :)

Guest adam
Posted

Yea, if that can happen to bunnys, will cats be next?!?:)

Guest adam
Posted

Clit Licking Frog

A woman passes a pet shop when she notices a sign in the window. 'Clit Licking Frog - Enquire Within'.

She walks inside, and says to the man behind the counter "I was just reading your sign in the window..."

The man replies "Bonjour Madame".

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.