Guest Simon Desser Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 I was happy :D , my girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream :!: There was only one thing bothering me, quite a lot in fact, and that was,my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable :shock: . One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome :oops: .So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once :twisted: What could I say? I was in total shock :shock:, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test :lol: .We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family :!: And the moral of the story:- Always keep your condoms in your car :wink:
Guest Vector Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 HAHAHAHA, classic :lol: condoms saved your relationship :D
Guest Simon Desser Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 HAHAHAHA, classic :lol: condoms saved your relationship :D It's not a true story :shock: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Guest vijay555 Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 Heard it before, but it always makes me wet my pants... VMILtoon.jpg
Guest Simon Desser Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 I knew that :wink: :roll: Thank goodness for that :!: I didn't want you to think that I could do something as terrible as that :shock: I mean, you've not seen my mother in law :wink:
Guest NederSoren Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 I knew that :wink: :roll: No you didn't STOP IT! :lol:
Guest Vector Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 No you didn't STOP IT! :D dee dee dee :lol: STOP
Guest NederSoren Posted June 13, 2003 Report Posted June 13, 2003 dee dee dee :lol: STOP heh.. This time your going to far.. :x :evil: hehe nahhh :lol: Stop
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