If you worked here, how would you answer the phone?

[Guest Simon Desser]

:shock: :lol: :wink:

f-k mi sushi bar.jpg

[Guest idavid]

thats one of the worst bits of photoshop i've seen in a long time 8)

[Guest Simon Desser]

thats one of the worst bits of photoshop i've seen in a long time 8)

I didn't do anything to it :? and I've got to be honest, I assumed it was real :?: It's from a site showing lots of "funny" road signs etc, and all the rest seem pretty genuine :?:

[Guest Monolithix [MVP]]

Now taking bets on the number of "funny" pic's before an AYB one appears ;p

[Guest Big Ron - No Longer a Mem]

When Nixon's "ping pong" diplomacy resulted in the Peoples' Republic of China getting a UN seat, their first ambassador to the UN was called (IIRC) badword-U. You can just HEAR the conversations! "Gunter Schmidt from the Federal german republic - pleased to meet you!" "badword U from China".

I had an old (Parisian) friend called Suzanne who taught French at Cheltenham Ladies' College. She liked to use large posters as a teaching aid, and by pointing to things and asking questions in French could get the girls to construct quite complicated sentences. But it took a LONG time before she understood the general hilarity that always accompanied the "circus" poster. If you know the French word for "sea lion", (phoque, pronounced f*ck) the reason becomes apparent!

[Guest awarner [MVP]]

Here's some for you :lol:

They're in a word doc I'm afraid :D

road_sign.doc

[Guest Mr_Protozoa]

Ah.... back from a week in sunny Bournemouth and there's 4000 new posts!

Anyway.... if you want funny photos check out http://www.boners.com

Be warned there is some 'adult' content.

[Guest casper508]

Still leaves the question unanswered. How would u answer the phone?

Cas

[Guest Bagpuss]

"Hello" I guess :wink:

[Guest Martin@Home]

"Hello, Orange customer service" :lol:

[Guest HelloDave]

Reminds me of the South Park episode with the chinese guy in City Wok, who answers the phone "Hello, sh*tty wok" :lol:

back from a week in sunny Bournemouth

Now here's a man who knows where to take a holiday. You know it makes sense :D