Guest morpheus Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 Can you tell me what problems you have had with your SPV and how you overcame them? Ta Morpheus
Guest James Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 That’s a bit of ambiguous question mate!? Anything you want to know in particular?
Guest Monolithix [MVP] Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 Is this going to be official Orange feedback or personal interest?
Guest James Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 in a nutshel:- Problems: Orange CS Overcame by: MoDaCo
Guest vijay555 Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 3 months ago I found her in another man's hands... she said it was nothing, that he was a just a "salesman" and that they were only talking, but i could tell that "intimacy" had occurred. I lost confidence in her, couldn't trust her, rely on her; she said she would call, but didn't; she'd promised she'd left a message on my answering machine, but hadn't; she'd hang up the phone for no reason, throwing tantrums or becoming frigid without explanation. She’d roll over and complain of a headache every night. She'd normally be better after a rest, but it was no way to live. We've had therapy since. We're much better now. She responds to me well and we can now speak for hours in a way i could never have imagined with her before. Even our physical relationship has improved after a bloke called Muff suggested we try "games" in bed :oops: She's very noisy when we're having a "session", but i like it! Occasionally, she still freezes up for no reason, but i've come to realise that it's just "that time of the month". So long as you're gentle and know how to treat her, it can be a very rewarding relationship. I still worry about relying on her, but as a wise man once said, "it's those cute little flaws that keep a guy interested". We’re getting better. But next month i'm leaving her for her older sister! :shock: We met a couple of months ago at a party Paul arranged. Wow, she's got some tasty pointy bits! She's slightly taller, but better with it, and when i've got my hands on her body she just seems to know what I mean straight away… i don't know: some men can never be happy. Apparently her cousin’s coming over in September, and she’s the really hotty. She likes taking naughty pictures and goes like lightening! :wink: Signed, Lusty in London. ps. She couldn't stand it whenever I tried to put my “256mb sandisk SD” inside her. We now practice Tantric Foreplay and i let her fall asleep before ejecting :lol: No problems since.
Guest Monolithix [MVP] Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 Surely you're switching to her younger sister (even better ;p)
Guest vijay555 Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 I prefer to call her "more mature". I think she's been around a bit, played with a few more blokes, and knows how to please a guy. But her dad, Mr Sendo, is a very protective fella. if he had his way none of us could ever go out with her! If you find yourself in court, just say that she was "asking for it". It wasn't your fault, you were tricked! V
Guest Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 Is this what corporations mean when they say that they don't just want us to buy thier products, they want us to develop "long-lasting meaningful intimate symbiotic relationships" with thier products? :lol:
Guest vijay555 Posted June 19, 2003 Report Posted June 19, 2003 http://www.vibelet.com/ ok, rapidly going OT: morpheus - apart from the SD corruption, which as i cryptically alluded to, has been sidestepped by just not ejecting whilst powered on (I’ve posted elsewhere that the problem might have been a self-launching 2577 I have on there, but I just can’t be bothered to risk the whole card, so I power down) Problems with SPV: 1. ans machine indicator 2. not syncing sms :lol: 3. not going back to homescreen after hanging up 4. sms counter 5. t9 6. constant stream of girls calling me up to demand rampant sex Solutions: 1. Read Modaco 2. Read Modaco 3. Live with it 4. Cry 5. Work in progress 6. Keep taking the medication Otherwise, I’ve found the phone surprisingly trouble free. I’m fairly tech savvy, so I guess I’m generally compus mentus with computers, but once suped up (via Midnight, Coolsmartphone, Modaco Articles and my own tweaking/DIY homescreen) I’m very happy with the phone (and no, I’m not an MS zealot, death to P800 type. it just does lots of nice things and keeps me off the streets) I think once Smartphones get built in camera, bluetooth, faster processor, 3d chip and the ability to warp space and time (in that order of importance) then it’ll be one bad ass system. The update made the phone comfortable for non-tweaking out-of-the-box phone users (aka “Nokia Lobots”), but for tech savvy tweakers, it can now fly (not literally, except in the “falling with style” sense) V
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