Guest chewie Posted December 9, 2002 Report Posted December 9, 2002 Well since nearly every forum on the internet has at leas one joke topic i thought i would start one here. Also you may add your best chatup lines here aswell :D Obviously i'll start. [Joke] A pirate and a sailor are in a bar regaling each other with tall tales. The sailor finally asks the pirate to tell him how he came to have a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. "Well," the pirate said: "I lost the leg in a shark attack, lost the hand in a sword fight, and the eye was down to bird crap." The puzzled sailor simply replied: "Bird crap?" The pirate simply looks at him and said: "It was the first day I had the hook. [/joke] [chatup] Excuse me, i lost my phone number, can i have yours? [/chatup]
Guest chewie Posted December 9, 2002 Report Posted December 9, 2002 ^ Why? just trying to cheer the place up a bit :D
Guest Will Posted December 9, 2002 Report Posted December 9, 2002 Laughing cheered me up, :D Just a little worried about the pirates still..
Guest chewie Posted December 9, 2002 Report Posted December 9, 2002 Just a little worried about the pirates still.. Ah the pirates, a piece of comedy genious if i do say so myself :D
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