Guest amo Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 Hi, Im too poor to fork out for Plus at the moment (uni, rent, bills, feeding the starving mouths of my 12 children etc) so I am counting on your generosity now, the generosity of MoDaCo to get me my plus place! Please make donations, by clicking the link below - now matter how small! Remember the success of Comic relief, i mean Amo Releif relies on you!!!! [Help feed starvin marvins here] :cry: And thank you again [EDIT]Forgot to mention I only have one leg and I have scurvy due to lack of vitamin c and general pirateness[/EDIT]
Guest amo Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 Thank you to Firaas who made the first donation, thanks to him 4 of my children can have half a slice of stale bread now which they can use to cling onto dear life until more modaco saviours can help
Guest amo Posted August 21, 2003 Report Posted August 21, 2003 The first moderator to donate, thanks to Will[Will] - thanks to you i got that much needed injection of vitamin C direct to the heart to prevent further scurvy related amputations...
Guest Martin@Home Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I knew students were tight but Amo... Dude, I can hear you squeak from here :roll:
Guest Rob.P Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 You can pay for Plus membership by skipping one drinking session, I think that's why Paul priced it that way :)
Guest Brody Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I'm a student and have been for three years (uni-wise) and I paid for myself!! Tight git :)
Guest mcwarre Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I'm a student and have been for three years (uni-wise) and I paid for myself!! Tight git ;) You can't blame him for trying!!!! :) ;) :D :lol:
Guest moomoomoo Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Well, this is a stupid idea. Who ever heard of requesting money on a forum! How gay. ... £2.00 donated. I'm a sucker.
Guest mcwarre Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 How gay.I'm a sucker. Nuff said. Cough, cough :wink: :wink: :wink:
Guest amo Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 moomoomoo thank you for your kind donation, thanks to you I was able to repair my severe cod eye and spontaneous ejaculation problem...
Guest mcwarre Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 I was able to repair my severe cod eye and spontaneous ejaculation problem... How do you cure the spontaneous ejaculation problem? It's for a friend of mine, honest :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Guest amo Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Hehe, Another donator, from a member in Lincoln (/me looks at mcwarre). With that generous donation I was able to cure the crab infestation that was lurking in the hairs of my ears and also, I was able to have my genital warts burned off....
Guest mcwarre Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Hehe, I was able to have my genital warts burned off.... Now that hurts, allegedly :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Guest mcwarre Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Try the Umbrella down your J**s Eye; that is agony. Errm, so a friend says.
Guest casper508 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Amo you should try selling one of the TWO video phones, a Smartphone and a Fashion phone (??) you've got. That'll cover my membership too. :) Cas
Guest casper508 Posted August 22, 2003 Report Posted August 22, 2003 Just an idea that MIGHT interest Paul. How about a monthly or quarterly compo where the winners get free PLUS membership?? Cas
Guest Martin@Home Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 spontaneous ejaculation problem... I was hospitalised suffering from that before.... It was touch and go at one point ! :wink:
Guest amo Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 LMAO at some of the responces on here, but still no more donations....
Guest siu99spj Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 I love the way he can afford a .com address but can't fund the measley £24 for Plus membership. I'm confused :? (But thats nothing new)
Guest Mr_Protozoa Posted August 30, 2003 Report Posted August 30, 2003 Damnit Amo! Why didn't I try this?! I know I'm deeper into the red than you! You've got a job and everything! Nobody will employ me! Not even as a phone trainer!
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