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Guest kudosam67
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Does anyone have any pre-recorded answerphone messages? Funny kind? I heard one some time back on Bush but did not make a note of it.

Guest kudosam67
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Thx, I already have this one..do you have any other? :)

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i had some really goods ones about a year ago but i lost them all.....

been trying to find 'narcotics phone order line' for ages since.....

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Here's a good one for ya... it's a guy saying hello then pauses then says hello again... etc makes the caller think someone has actually answered. :) I got some other good ones but cant find them at the mo. Will post them when I do.

Hello.zip

Guest Stuart P
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Is it possible to upload these answerphone messages to the orange answerphone service, instead of recording your own greeting :?:

Guest morpheus
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No, its not possible to upload the message, but why not do the following.

* Make sure you are in a quiet room, or get everyone out

* Turn your speaker volume up

* Dial the answerfone and follow directions to record your own message

* Hold the SPV close, but not to close to a speaker

*Play the message on your pc and press the relevant key on the phone to record

HEY PRESTO, you have a new message

Morpheus

Guest mavisdavis
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:wink: Good tip morpheus thats how I do it and it sound really clear :)

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I'd like to claim a small piece of history here. I'm not sure how much credit for this goes to me but I do know that I recorded an answerphone message which went "Hello, ... Hello?" etc about four years ago, I came up with it myself but someone else probably did it independently of me too. I was quite cross a couple of years later when I heard it on someone elses machine.

Still my favourite is one I nicked off someone else - "Hi you're through to [name], I'm having an out of body experience at the moment - I can see the phone but I can't reach it - so please leave a message and I'll get back to you once I return to normal" That tends to really disorientate people!

Guest coolcatshaft
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The whole hello then hello again message thing was first seen on an old blaxpliotation spoof movie called "I'm Gonna Git U Sucka!!!",

F**kin funny film! Cracks me up every time!

Guest Dave.Burn
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was on the doorbell/buzzer thing if i remember right, bloke was dying, very funny

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Ah well, I doubted I was the only one to have thought of it. Never seen those films so it's not subliminal ;)

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