Guest morpheus2702 Posted September 14, 2003 Report Posted September 14, 2003 You heard it here first :) http://datelinehollywood.com/2003/09/08/starwars.html
Guest unclelimey Posted September 16, 2003 Report Posted September 16, 2003 ;) totally ruined it for me now :wink:
Guest siu99spj Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 And there's me thinking it was going to feature fluffy bunnies, like at the end of DooM. Anybody remember that? It scared the crap outta me the first time I saw that! (I was only 11 after all) Ah well, maybe they'll appear in Star Wars 7...
Guest morpheus2702 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 As long it doesn't have the damn Ewoks in it, I don't care. Still, that said the Ewoks make Jar Jar Binks look like f***ing Shaft.
Guest axe Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 how can you NOT like ewoks, NOT like JaJa ... but still be a star wars enthousiast ? it's like saying I like Reservoir dogs, just not mr brown, orange, white, black and mr pink
Guest siu99spj Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 Must say, although I'm not a fan of JarJar, I didn't mind the Ewoks. They were quite reasonable and amusing. JarJar is however just plain annoying. Yes it might have been amusing (For the odd picosecond) when his tongue went numb but most of the audience were praying he got sucked into one of the engines. Lets just be thankful that in the second film he was at least vaguely bearable, even if he did accidentally cause unknown problems... And no, I'm not an avid Star Wars fan, I just happen to enjoy Sci-Fi in general (I don't think anyone who's seen the Star Wars Holiday Special can EVER consider becoming an avid fan!)
Guest morpheus2702 Posted September 19, 2003 Report Posted September 19, 2003 This is the problem I have with the Ewoks... The Emperor, Darth Sidious, Palpatine... whoever.... had been planning the downfall of the Jedi for decades. He achieved it, came to rule the galaxy and then what? He plans a second version of his greatest ever weapon, that is guarded by 'an entire legion of my best troops' - who are subsequently beaten by a bunch of teddybears. I only hope that Episode III is a 3 hour long festival of the entire Senate beating the s*** out of Jar Jar, after they realise it was his fault Palpatine got his emergency powers.
Guest Coucou Posted September 26, 2003 Report Posted September 26, 2003 Yes, but they're teddybears with pointy sticks. More than a match for fully armoured stormtroopers with lasers and stuff. Have you ever beaten a teddy bear with a pointy stick in a fair fight? If so can we see the photo? ;)
Guest morpheus2702 Posted September 26, 2003 Report Posted September 26, 2003 My arse! ROTJ should have been the greatest film of them all. Could have been great if they had stuck to the original idea of having a planet full of Wookies instead of those Care Bear ripoffs. As it was, Lucas s*** himself when a someone said that he needed something light-hearted in it to balance all the deaths. I hope he keeps his nerve for Episode III. The scene of Jar Jar being gang-raped by clonetroopers is sure to be a winner. :wink:
Guest chucky.egg Posted September 26, 2003 Report Posted September 26, 2003 My arse! ROTJ should have been the greatest film of them all. Could have been great if they had stuck to the original idea of having a planet full of Wookies instead of those Care Bear ripoffs. As it was, Lucas s*** himself when a someone said that he needed something light-hearted in it to balance all the deaths. I hope he keeps his nerve for Episode III. The scene of Jar Jar being gang-raped by clonetroopers is sure to be a winner. :wink: Spot on IMO - The Ewoks were there to keep the kids amused, but Star Wars shouldn't be aimed at kids! Lets have some gratuitous sex and violence!
Guest morpheus2702 Posted September 26, 2003 Report Posted September 26, 2003 Well how's this for a spoiler? (SCROLL DOWN) Episode III WILL feature Kashyyk - the Wookie Planet Amidala will die Mace Windu will probably be killed by Palpatine The new villain is an 'albino Jedi' who wears white armour and uses two lightsabres
Guest mores Posted September 26, 2003 Report Posted September 26, 2003 what's wrong with jarjar? i like him.
Guest morpheus2702 Posted September 29, 2003 Report Posted September 29, 2003 Lemme guess, you like Neelix too, don't you? :wink:
Guest SeeJ Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 As long it doesn't have the damn Ewoks in it, I don't care. Still, that said the Ewoks make Jar Jar Binks look like f***ing Shaft. U a Spaced fan? Nice one...
Guest morpheus2702 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 You bet! ;) "Oh my god... I've got some f***ing Jaffa Cakes!"
Guest SeeJ Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 Must say, although I'm not a fan of JarJar, I didn't mind the Ewoks. They were quite reasonable and amusing. JarJar is however just plain annoying. Yes it might have been amusing (For the odd picosecond) when his tongue went numb but most of the audience were praying he got sucked into one of the engines. Let's face it, the reason that most of our generation liked the ewoks and not jar-jar, is because we were kids when ROTJ was released. It's also probably the reason why the new films don't live up to the originals - its the nostalgia factor. Therefore, I totally agree with you ;) :D
Guest morpheus2702 Posted October 6, 2003 Report Posted October 6, 2003 Speak for yourself - that bit in ROTJ when the Ewok got stamped on by a Scout Walker? I laughed like a drain! Both when I was 11 AND 27!
Guest SeeJ Posted October 7, 2003 Report Posted October 7, 2003 You bet! ;) "Oh my god... I've got some f***ing Jaffa Cakes!" "Right, mine's a pint of the black stuff!" "You can't drink a pint of Bovril!!"
Guest morpheus2702 Posted October 8, 2003 Report Posted October 8, 2003 "I still see my ex girlfriends... well, watch them" And of course "Babylon 5's a big pile of s***".
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