Who is Jack Schitt ?

[Guest spacecowboy6982]

Anyone know :?:

The Complete family History of Jack Schitt

Legend has it that Awe Schitt married Oh Schitt and had a baby boy that went by the name of Jack Schitt. When the young man turned 19, he married a girl by the name of Noe, who was now known as Noe Schitt. After a few years of being together they had many children. They were called, Holie, Fulla, Giva, Bull and Deep.

Deep wasnt the brightest of Schitts and married his cousin Dumb Schitt. They adopted 3 children and named them Dog, Badger and Cat.

10 years down the line with the burden of 5 children, Noe Schitt had had enough. She divorced Jack and decided to marry Sherlock. Because she didnt want her kids to think she had abandoned them completely, she kept her previous marital name and became Noe-Schitt Sherlock.

And finally, the prodigal son Dipp Schitt and brother of Jack, to everyones suprise, came back from his ten year life in Italy married to an Italian called Pisa. 9 months later she gave birth to Luva Schitt.

So now if anyone asks you who Jack Schitt is you shall be able to tell them - even if you are grinning :)

[Guest Disco Stu]

Beats me, but mate, we've been looking for him for many years now =; :wink:

[Guest HurricaneDave]

lol you my friend have got way to much time on your hands :lol: :) :( :D

however reading this was a dim light in another wise dull day so thanks for cheering me up :) :D (it dont take much these days) :cry:

[Guest spacecowboy6982]

Lol - you can say that again - Uni takes backseat in Christmas holidays :)

[Guest morpheus2702]

You forgot to mention Jack's Moroccan cousin - Mustaffa Schitt

[Guest spacecowboy6982]

Of course :!: :)

[Guest NederSoren]

you guys mean that you haven't seen the flash film, about Jack?

The same story, just a little longer, as far as I remember:

Here you go http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm

A Twisted Humor cartoon

/Neder

[Guest spacecowboy6982]

Lol - that is waay better in cartoon form - good stuff!