Guest confused and hungover Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scm7rap Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hadn't heard this in ages. =D> Groan groan groan... ](*,) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest confused and hungover Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Hadn't heard this in ages. =D> Groan groan groan... ](*,) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> couldn't resist pulling that from my outlook history after reading disco stu's attempt :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Disco Stu Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Have to admit yours is better :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest confused and hungover Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 here's one more, i promise i'll stop after this...... Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."............."I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scm7rap Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Oh sweet Lord!! Never heard such a groan-worthy joke. Well done!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest confused and hungover Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Oh sweet Lord!! Never heard such a groan-worthy joke. Well done!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i thank you :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Imacellphone Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 hahahaha.....hadn't heard that yet.... brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mike-oh Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 oh good god :shock: :cry: That's on a whole new level of badness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TigerNet Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 :-# =D> #-o :D ...don't know whether to laugh or cry... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest clokan Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."............."I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i don't get this one :oops: ... where is the funny part? well, in the end, probably, but still don't get it :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest confused and hungover Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 i don't get this one :oops: ... where is the funny part? well, in the end, probably, but still don't get it :cry: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ah well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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