Guest siu99spj Posted May 27, 2003 Report Posted May 27, 2003 OK, first question has to be 'Why?'. Traffic cones have evolved almost continuously, there pretty much finished now. As to ultrabright LEDs, although good, wook make them more expensive, especially with all the elctronic gubbins inside. Personaly I don't see people paying for that, especially the somewhat expensive solar panel. The only improvement might be to make reflective strip also glow-in-the dark. Might look weird at night (Floating green rings anyone?) but it would make them more visible AND keep the original colours... But Mono's right with the M6. He should see near me parents home. Cones all over the shop with NOTHING going or one ever having gone on. At first we thought maybe the local student population, but then theres the question of where they came in the first place and how on earth are the numbers increasing? Maybe its a secret cone invasion...
Guest ClintEastman Posted May 27, 2003 Report Posted May 27, 2003 Policeman: Yeah, we’re questioning one bloke. The other bloke… he seems to have disappeared. There’s a woman in the car. Out. Policeman: So, let’s get this straight. Your wife was driving? Alan: Yes. Policeman: You felt a bit sick? Alan: Mmm-hmm. Policeman: So you asked for her to pull over so you can get a traffic cone to be sick into? Alan: Yes. Policeman: Why? Alan: I didn’t want to be sick on the road. The cars might, you know, skid on it and crash. Policeman: There was another fellow with you. Where’s he gone? Alan: He ran off over there. He got scared and ran away. He was in the army and I think he saw people being blown up, all like that, and, erm… Policeman: Do you want to know what I think? I think you’ve got a very vivid imagination. Alan: I wasn’t trying to steal a traffic cone! Policeman: I’m not saying you’re stealing it. I’ve not said that. Why are you saying that? Why are you saying steal? Alan: Because to an innocent bystander, it could – may – look like traffic cone theft. And I am an innocent bystander, and to me it looks like traffic cone theft. Policeman: But it’s not. Alan: But it’s not. Policeman: What’s your name? Alan: Bill. Policeman: Bill? Alan: Caarr. Bill Carr. Policeman: Where do you live, Bill? What’s your address? Alan: King Road…King Road… Policeman: Is there a number? Alan: Ten! King Road in… Ipswich. Policeman: Where are you going now? Alan: I’m going to go home, and just probably go straight to bed and keep out of trouble. Policeman: Good, good. We’ll let this go, but I don’t want to see you here again, alright? Alan: OK, thank you Alan: Right, go. Just drive away. Drive away normally.panicking. Alan: Stop panicking! Start the engine. Alan: Oh, you’ve set the alarm off! :) :(
Guest Brody Posted May 27, 2003 Report Posted May 27, 2003 Can i have an egg for breakfast Michael? And can you lay it you chicken! :wink: Ps. Your big link isn't working :)
Guest carlreader Posted June 18, 2003 Report Posted June 18, 2003 i hit a cone yesterday - needed a new rim, my bumper was hanging off and have a massive dent in my wing. make them softer!
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