Best simpsons Quote

[Guest Lojt]

The one in my sig :lol:

[Guest crafty]

Troy is classic:

...you may remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly!

Or Hans Moleman [on the phone]:

Whats the biggest Seabell you have.... No thats too big.

[Guest crafty]

or when Homer is so excited reading the list of stuff people are giving away:

Traamam...tramampoline!

:lol:

[Guest superkingdave]

my eyes, these goggles do nothing!

on closer inspection these are loafers

wolfcastle

[Guest glynton]

Lenny...

"Arrgghhh.. My eye... i'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

Glyn

[Guest Martin@Home]

Homer:-

"I cant go to work in a pink shirt, I'm not popular enough to be different !"

[Guest Aonz]

Homer always gets the best ones :lol:

Here my fav Homer quotes in no particular order:

"I hope I didn't brain my damage"

"Pffft, English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England."

"I don't believe in god but if your up there, please help me superman!"

"oh they have the internet on computers now."

"But... I don't even believe in Jebus."

[Guest Raify]

Homer does get the best ones:

(When Principal Skinner is revealed to be a fraud at a party in his honour)

Homer's brain: "Just keep looking shocked and back slowly towards the cake"

Marge: "Are you really going to ignore Grandpa for the rest of your life?"

Homer: "NOOO, just the rest of his life"

Arguing about vegetarainism

Homer: "Lisa are you saying you're not going to eat pork chops anymore?"

Lisa: "that's right Dad"

Homer: "what about bacon?"

Lisa: "no"

Homer: "Well what about ham?"

Lisa: "Daaad, they're all from the same animal!"

Homer: "Yeah right, the same magical mystical animal!!!"

genius

[Guest Croccy22]

Sideshow Bob

"I once tried to kill the worlds greatest lover, But then discovered there were laws against suicide"

Classic!!