Guest superkingdave Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 Pen tester? what does that involve? I'm a civil servant :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest squall Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 I'm a civil servant ;) snap :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mcwarre Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 I'm a civil servant ;) You know that the military compare civil servants to a SA-80 (our cr*p standard issue rifle)? You can't make 'em work and you can't fire 'em! :D :wink: :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest superkingdave Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 judging by some of the people in our office they've also decided the civil service is a good alternative to a mental asylum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beersoft Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 Me? take your pick Drunk : sysadmin : webdesign/code : database guy : Drunk : someone who found a valid reason to use IRC at work : tech support monkey and all this for 1 company that does allsorts of random stuff (dataprocessing/websites/direct fullmet mailing/'real' VoIP telephones) and is this the oldest running thread? later Owen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xmob Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 Pen tester? what does that involve? Scribbling. :D No, seriously, it's short for penetration tester. I'm a professional hacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monolithix [MVP] Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 That's cool, i worked (read: tech supported) a pen tester depatartment for the company i worked for, some of them were scarey people with what they coud do to a machine. I'm a student now btw, seeing as the threads been resurrected. Doing Electronics with Satellite Engineering at Surrey. The buggers have ppm 56k as the only internet access in the halls hence my dissapearing around September time. Roll on June when i get broadband back :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maverick Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 I am a software consultant (aka programmer/Business analyst ;-) ) . I specialise in software for the Credit cards industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shadamehr Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 Mmm - never spotted this thread before - nice one. As for me, I have a daytime job in Local Government at a very senior level. Additionally, I am a non-renumerated Company Director, of a Company that manages, maintains and looks after around 25,000 properties in the North East of England. And then finally, I am Head Doorman or Bouncer, at a Bar in Newcastle Upon Tyne, and I arrange and look after Door cover for two other bars near to mine. A bit of a mix, methinks. I also teach ICT privately, though to be fair, I have less and less time for this nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest squall Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 what bar in newcastle! i study in newcastle. Im a civil servant but got sponsored to go to university :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mcwarre Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 I have a daytime job in Local Government at a very senior levelI am Head Doorman or Bouncer Are you John Prescot in disguise??? :D :wink: :wink: :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shadamehr Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 what bar in newcastle! i study in newcastle. Â Im a civil servant but got sponsored to go to university :D In my eight years as a Bouncer, I've worked nearly all the bars of Newcastle and Whitley Bay mate. But the bars I run now, I'm not too sure you'd want to visit. That's clue number one. Clue number two is my avatar picture - in particular, the frames with my girlfriend in them. Those two clues should give you an idea of what I mean. (EDIT - That doesn't apply to ME however - just thoght I should clarify) :wink: As for the John Prescott comment by mccware - who me? Two Jabs? Nah, it only takes one from me to get them down *lol* I wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mcwarre Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 But the bars I run now, I'm not too sure you'd want to visit. If it has them luverlee ladies in it then I wanna go!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shadamehr Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 Clue number three then... It wouldn't have ME working there, were it not for such lovely ladies there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest martin Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 As for the John Prescott comment by mccware - who me? Two Jabs? Nah, it only takes one from me to get them down *lol* I wish.Was that 'Two jabs' or 'Two Jags' :wink: Clue number three then... Â It wouldn't have ME working there, were it not for such lovely ladies there OMG - its like the clues from 3-2-1. I'm sure there's a holiday in there somewhere :D Hmmm Politic, Clubs, Luvely ladies :? It could be anyone. [edit] Hold on. I was thinking strip bars but we would all want to visit them ;) Only bars I wouldn't want to visit would be prison bars. Is this the government connection ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shadamehr Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 There are other bars you might not be keen on visiting, depending on your sexual orientation... Check the avatar again in relation to my gf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest squall Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 ive heard the newcastle gay area is a good place to meet straight girls! :wink: ie girls who aren't out to pull go there so they aren't hassled by drunken guys all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest martin Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 Yikes... It would be like Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee, "IT'S A GEEZER" :D Posted from my SmartPhone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mcwarre Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 There are other bars you might not be keen on visiting, depending on your sexual orientation... Â God, my idea of heaven. They like ladies, I like ladies. God, I must be a lesbian then! :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest martin Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 :D Back to topic. Orange * runs away * ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pulse Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 IT Student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shadamehr Posted April 6, 2004 Report Share Posted April 6, 2004 God, my idea of heaven. They like ladies, I like ladies. God, I must be a lesbian then! :D ;) Like I keep telling all the sexy feminine lesbians (now that my clues have let you work it out what type of bar I work in), all I can say is "babe, take me - I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Well I am for you anyway sexy" So far, not many of the sexy REAL women have took me up on my offer though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pondrew Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Heh. Coming back on topic: I work in a call centre, specifically at the moment I work in Mercedes-Benz Service 24HR (like the AA or RAC but just for Mercedes owners) but have worked in BMW, Mini, VW, Land Rover, Jaguar, Aston Martin, Subaru, Kia, etc, etc. Seems no matter what car you buy, it's gonna have it's problems! Maybe that's why I put up with small 'issues' in my Smartphone, there's no such thing as a perfect product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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